After comeing back from the Unicorn town, Harry and Laura parted their ways. When she entered the station an angry John took her hand and pulled her into a car.
"What s wrong?" She asked.
"Scott called. He has clues on the case. If you wouldn t have been away with Harry for so long we would have been there allready."
"Gee, is not like i m having an afair with him. His my brother you know?"
"Oh... in that case..."
"You didn t actualy thought that! You re such a dick!" Hits him with a finger and blows his head off. "Eh. Didn t like him anyway." She goes in the woods beries him and gets back in time to pick Lucas.
"Hey gourgeous!"
Lucas blushes thinking at the photo from his house. "You realy think that?"
Laura stares at him creepy.
He finaly gives up and asks her: "Where is John?"
"Who s John? Oh that guy! Yeah... I killed him cause he was standing betwin our love."
"You realy think that?"
Laura stares at him creepy.
Deja vu much?
"Well fuck him then! Let s go! Where to?"
"Apparently at a guy named Scott."
"The alfacat? Nice. Always wanted to meet him. K than let s go."
After a while the two of them arrived at Beacon Hills and went to Scotts house.
"Hi Scott! We re WCPD. We re investigating the murder of a girl and..."
"Yeah we got it. Go talk with my dad. He works at the police too." Said an extreemly cute guy next to Scott.
"Excuse me?! And who are you supposed to be?"
"Oh. You don t know me? That s wierd. Well i m Stiles. Scott s friend."
"Never heard of ya! Now shut up!"
"Uh. You re pised. What happend? Did your mum took your phone or something?" asked Stiles while Scott tried to pull him back.
Laura ucovered her teeth and showed him the true and malefic side of a vampire. Mwhaha
"Those are some beautiful fangs you have." Said a nervous Stiles in retreat. "I ll just whatch from behind Scott if that s not a problem. Don t mind me!"
Lucas decided to complete the purpose with witch they came so he asked :
"We understand you have some informations for our case. Did you knew Jenifer Coolgirl?"
"Yes. She asked me about a party a few days ago. The 'freak party' or something like that. I told her that i don t fit the description. I m a perfectly normal kid."
"Yea shure. Like we belive you. You re the famos alfacat! Wait. I actualy
have a question: how did you get turned into a wharecat?"
"Well that was such a wierd moment. Me and Stiles we re in a forest at night and out of nowere his dad came and cach us so he brang us to the station and then the next day..."
"Wait what was the point in telling me all this if you don t get turned? How did you maneged to became a wharecat!?!?!?"
"Oh that. Well my mum got me a cat as a birthday present and she scrached me so i got scared of her and i kiked her out but it was too late. The curse had been put on me. I became the most vicious predator." Concluded Scott dramaticly...
"Realy? What can you do?"
"Well i can see at night and when i m angry i grow facial pink hair and paws and i can purrrrrrrrrrr. Ups sory!"
"Then what does an alfacat do?"
"Purr louder."
"I m so desapointed. When is this party anyway?"
"Well it starts in about an hour."
"Hmmm wierd how these all come togeter like this. They aliniate perfectly in our investigation." noticed Lucas.
"Of course you idiot! You forgot we re in someone s sick imagination? Would you prefer the writer to put this party at a month distance? You ll have to wait that long and he would totaly lose all his ideas until then."
"Oh right. Where is this party?"
"Somewhere called Wierd City."
"Wait that s such a coincidence... oh wait..."
"You learn quick Lucas. I like that."
"Untill we meet again!" said Lucas turning arround.
"OMG! We re going at a party! I ll finaly have sex. It s been so long since i did that. Like 3 chapters ago or something. No wait I wana do it right now!"
"Aaaa" screamed Stiles while she started kissing him. "This is rape woman! You can t aspect everyone to fall in your arms just because you re so sexi and... oh fuck it! Let s just do it."
"No! Let s go! said Lucas with gealousy. We ll be late for the party!"
"No we won t! Remember we re in a book! The writer can teleport us there if he wants to."
"Shit."
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Weird City
Fanfiction"She has a licensy at Hogwarts!" "Oh... let me guess. She s in class with Harry Poter." "Yes! How do you know this?" "Helo o o! We re in a parody book!" ...................... In a universe where every movie and serial is happening, a city named Wie...
