On My Last Nerve (Jerrie)

Part One

Perrie knows without a doubt that when Jade finds out she ate all of the brunette's leftover pizza, said brunette will be absolutely livid. And that's exactly why Perrie does it. Perrie thinks back over the last seven weeks and tries to remember when exactly she started deliberately doing things to piss Jade off, and draws a blank; all she knows is that it's really hilarious to watch Jade's normally tan face turn red with rage over the simplest of things.

Things had started off cordial enough between Jade and Perrie, but somewhere along the way both girls found that the other simply had to breathe in order to strike a nerve; it had almost become some sort of game in which they attempted to see who could rile the other one up the most.

It had all started out when both girls had frantically been searching for a roommate as their previous year of college came to a close. Perrie, being the rather antisocial loner that she was, didn't have any friends that she was close enough with to ask to share an apartment with the following year. Jade, on the other hand, was transferring from a community college to university and knew absolutely no one at her new school.

Due to Perrie's many desperate attempts to find a roommate through social media, Jade eventually stumbled upon a Facebook post of Perrie's, and soon enough the two girls were messaging each other and setting up a time to discuss who would be buying what and when they would sign the lease for their apartment for their junior year of college. In their haste to find a decent apartment before they were all taken, the girls hadn't really thought that maybe it would have been a good idea to get to know each other slightly before signing anything; they were just enthusiastic about finding someone to live with so late into the school year.

Perrie remembers being completely excited about apartment life on the day she moved in, and then that excitement slowly fizzling out as the days wore on and it became evident that she and Jade just didn't mesh well. It wasn't that the two women were complete polar opposites, it was more the fact that one bought of bickering over what television channel to watch slowly lead to more heated arguments, which could probably be attributed to the stress that came with attending a highly ranked university. Soon enough, Jade was purposefully blasting her music when Perrie was sleeping, and Perrie was leaving balls of her hair in the shower that they shared.

Perrie's pulled out of her thoughts when she hears an obnoxious moan pierce the otherwise complete silence of the apartment.

"Danielle," she hears Jade scream out exaggeratedly, no doubt in order to annoy Perrie even further. Perrie cringes and takes an extra-large bite out of Jade's pizza when she hears strings of high-pitched profanities echo down the hallway and flood into the kitchen where Perrie's currently sat.

 Jade started doing this about three weeks ago; she always brought this one girl, Danielle, back to the apartment at times that she was positive Perrie would be home, and she would have insanely loud sex with the girl, making sure that it disturbed Perrie's peace and quiet as much as possible.

Jade always made a big show of dragging Danielle with her towards her bedroom as she stuck her tongue as far down the girl's throat as possible. Once Perrie heard Jade's bedroom door slam shut, she could expect to hear obnoxious moaning, swearing, thudding, and screaming for at least an hour as Jade and Danielle engaged in activities Perrie normally wouldn't have a problem with if they weren't meant to annoy her as much as possible.

"I'm coming, oh god, I'm coming," Perrie heard Jade screech over exaggeratedly over and over as the headboard of Jade's bed continued to crash against the wall of the brunette's room, effectively filling the apartment with loud banging noises. Perrie rolled her eyes and then peeled a slice of pepperoni off of the piece of pizza she was currently eating, dropping the pepperoni into the container the pizza had been in and polishing off the last slice of pizza.