This: A trilogy

Bob's Feet

There once was a man named Bob. He loved feet. He lived under a tree, in a tent. In that tent he would make teddy bears. He especially loved to craft the teddy bear's feet; he would make them out of different materials than the rest of the teddy bear. The specific material he used for the feet was human skin he got himself. To get this skin he had to go across the globe.

Today, he was making a special bear for his wife. Hopefully that would get them out of their fight and she would move back into the tent (If you know what I mean). So he had to go on a cross-country trip to gain the materials for his teddy bear. He was in the fast lane from L.A. to Tokyo, you could call him Iggy. Or you could just call him Bob, that was his name after all.

Once he got to Tokyo he found the supplier for his skin and Bob was going to skin him ALIVE! Bob decided that his supplier's skin would be perfect for the feet- or at least the toes.

He approached the man with his apple peeler in hand. But then Bob thought, where would I get my skin after this, I mean I still need the heel, bottom, top, ankle, and maybe bones (he didn't really know what the parts were called). Right after he thought that, his evil twin showed up and said, "Kill your wife for the skin and keep the bear!"

Bob replied, "I have an idea, I will become a car salesman and sell all my teddy bears until I make enough money to make myself a teddy bear with human skin feet!" Joe then said, "You know what? Screw this!" Then Joe ate Bob and made teddy bears himself.

On the other side of the globe Jan, Bob's wife paced back and forth across her wondrous tree house. Then a Sharknado formed and was coming straight for her! All the sharks tried to attack her, but before they reached her she shriveled up and died.
The End!