This: A trilogy

Jan's House's Hairline

After Jan died, her husband died, and her husband's twin died, Jan's house was vacant. The house was lonely, so it needed a hobby. It decided to become a haunted house.

The scariest part of the house was it's hairline. The house rented five rent-a-ghosts for its hairline alone. All of Bob's and Joe's teddy bears were on display in the first room, or the only room, because it was a treehouse. Some were even waiting on the hairline.

The first person to come was a six year old girl. As she climbed up the ladder one of the rent-a-ghosts pushed her off. She died shortly after.

Then the ghosts put up posters saying, "Come to our Haunted House! We have a free dead girl and beer!"

A hour later, the ghosts didn't know why it took so long, a young couple came to the haunted house thinking it was a bar with a few problems.
"I would like five hot chocolates, please."
"Nooooooooo..." The ghosts said, "We only have beer and this swaggy haunted house." Then the couple started crying at the same time saying, "I'm pregnant!"
"Even me!" said the man, Joshua, "and it's not yours!"
"Nooo one cares about your pregnancy," the ghosts, clearly annoyed said. "Look at our teddy bears," another ghost said.

Then the couple bought all the teddy bears to eat because their pregnant, you know. Their hormones were weird. But they continued to fight in the house's hairline. It slowly started to poison rain.

"It was Sally wasn't it?" Kim, the woman, yelled at Joshua.
"Yep, it was your mom!" Joshua shouted back, completely honest.
"We'll take it!" Kim told the ghosts, purchasing the treehouse. A second later the couple broke up.

The couple still live in the same house, with Sally, Joshua's new girlfriend, who is also Kim's mother. Kim, lonely and with no lover, bought a pet brick. His name was Harry, she was going to introduce it to Sally, and they were going to fall in love.

"Sarry is my OTP!" Kim shouted. I mean, when Harry meets Sally anything can happen, including love- with a brick.

Kim put Harry where she was sure Sally would find it, right next to her bed where she was sleeping. Then they saw each other for the first time and it was love at second sight. They had actually seen each other before, but you could see Harry turning red and Sally's eyes opening up.

They ran towards each other screaming, "Be the skin to me feet!" As Joshua's eyes met Kim's they fell back in love. All of them were going to have a double wedding in Tokyo.

Since they live in L.A., in memorial to Bob they wanted to walk through the ocean to Tokyo just like Bob. They were in the fast lane, from L.A. to Tokyo, like Iggy, and of course the twins. And, of course, the skin teddy bears were going to be bridesmaids. Also the band, The Wombats were there and Tord was the flower girl, or boy in this case.

As Tord was walking down the isle he tripped over the brick husband and fell on Sally. Joshua helped Sally up and they fell back in love. Then Tord looked at Kim, heartbroken, and started to fall in love with her. The love triangle has begun!

The two other Wombats fell in love with the other bridesmaids.
Everyone was in love and needed to get married ASAP so they had one big group wedding. But it turned out that the other two Wombats were gay, so they married each other.

The teddy bear bridesmaids got thrown into the fiery depths of life and were never seen if again. Next, Miley Cyrus appeared on her wrecking ball!

BAM! The wrecking ball falls on Harry and he shatters into 5 million pieces. "NO!" Sally screamed, but was secretly happy.

It turned out that she never loved Harry, or Joshua for that matter, she was in love with the teddy bears the whole time. When the bears had been thrown into the fiery depths of life her heart shattered, and 'NO' was her last word.

Miley gets off her wrecking ball and immediately falls in love with Joshua. But, Sharknado strikes again! Everyone is screaming, "Where's the chainsaws?!?"

"Up your butt and around the corner!" A random bystander says.

Then everyone dies and their final words were, "Shut Up!" to the bystander. Luckily Kim and The Wombats survived. They decided to have one big group funeral. The Wombats sang at the funeral, and sang some of Miley's songs.

"Sharknado came in like a wrecking ball," Kim sang while crying. Suddenly, Kim stopped crying and ran out because she realized that she could be watching Netflix.
The End!