This: A trilogy

Joe's Kneecaps

'Finally! A satisfying meal,' Joe thought after eating his twin, Bob. Joe was very tired because murdering someone is a lot of work, and eating all of their body parts, but Joe kept some of the skin for his teddy bear's kneecaps.

Unlike his twin brother, he had a kneecap fetish. Joe loved making teddy bears with the skin from humans for the bear's kneecaps. He would use all the people he could find and skin them alive!

Tomorrow was a very important day because Joe was getting the greatest skins of all, the skin from the kings, queens, emperors, and presidents. But the best skin of all was from the Prime Ministers. It was also delicious. Anyway, tomorrow he was going to find all the Prime Ministers and get their skin.

First, locate the Prime Minister's house. Then use the cheese as bait because everyone knows Prime Ministers love cheese. Soon after he would release The Wombats right outside his door which would bring out the Prime Minister. Everyone apparently loves The Wombats! At least they would create a distraction while Joe skins the Prime Minister.

He follows up with the Plan but it doesn't go well because the cheese was low-fat! He then moved on to the next Prime Minister with non-low-fat cheese. But that Prime Minister wanted low-fat cheese!

'You know what?' Joe thought, 'Sharknado time!' Then Joe used his Harry Potter skillz to make Sharknado appear. But Joe still didn't have the skin for the teddy bear's kneecaps and Joe was getting desperate.

He always thought being in a wheelchair would be cool, so he could be in the wheelchair Olympics. So he decided he would use his own kneecap skin and bones. Seriously, being in a wheelchair is what all the cool kids do now, and Joe was getting old, he wanted to seem younger.

To get in the mood to use his carrot peeler he started playing My Chemical Romance, 'cause that's what you do when you want to get frisky. He wasn't really in the mood for The Wombats since the plan didn't work, but they were one of his favorite bands. You know, besides Loon Lake of course.

After watching Finding Nemo, he took out the peeler, but decided that wasn't his way for him to go. Instead, he would carve his legs themselves into teddy bears. It was just a simple amputation, no big deal.
Then he chopped off his legs.

He fainted at the sight of the blood. He then died and Sharknado carried him from L.A. to Tokyo so he could be Iggy just like his brother.
The End!