"eddie bear omgomgomg baby please open ur window for me!!!!!" richie screamed and banged his hands against the glass.
"stfu richard i will lock you out there!!" he warned and glared at richie. richie blushed and thaought that was rely hot.
"no pleas edsss let me inside honey sugar pumpkin pie apple crisp berry banana cherry cheesecake, i promise i'll br less annoyjng!"
he let richie inside, albeit reluctantly. richie was just annoying as hell sometimes.
well, most of the time, actually.
"can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?" richie sang into the abyss. "i could really use a wish right now a wish right now a wish right now!"
"if you don't shut up rn i won't kiss you."
richie shut up immediately.
"that's what i thought you asshole."
richie stared at him for a long few seconds before tugging him in by the shirt collar and kissing him.
"you taste liek that weird chapstick from cvs."
"that's because i sm, eddie." richie then turned into a giant tube of chapstick and fell back into the bed.
eddie smacked him so hard that he turned human again and they started to make out once more.
"your face is hot. you're hot. kiss me more edward" richie begged and eddie rolled his eyes. he kissed richie again so he would stop freaking talking and they didn't break apart for a while.
when they did, eddie was panting and he he started grabbing at richie's chest.
"i neann.. inhalerjf... richimhonnsdiehelpmegetmyfuCKINGINHALRROFFFTHEDESK!!!!!!/!/!!?'cm!!!"
richie jumped up and scrambled to find it and when he did he threw it at eddie but it was broken so eddie fucking died the end
