richie was fken done with heing a scarefy cat
he wiz fonna rell his best homie edwurd he was in love with his mom
jkjkjk
he was gonna say he was in louvre with edsss
it was very hard for him to do
even harder than his 🍆 when he saw eddis mommy iykwim
he was jamming out to she's so nice on repeat while he rehearsed waht he was gonna say
"yeahhhhh i treat her like a biitchh 😔😩"
he singed majesticlsly
richir loved spotifu almost as much as he loved edife
"mama mis here i got agaiannb my my jow can i resist youuu!!!11!!1!1!1!!" he said when he saw eddie
eddie looked very hot today
well
eddie looked hot everyday to richie
"heyy babygirl"
eddie threw ip at the sihht of uim "ew what do u wsnt u mom fucker""
"um wlel u see ed's spaghetti my baby darling honey pie seeetheart cherry cheesecake applie crisp tomato pie snd whipped cream weed delight"
"spit it out before i walk away u silly nerd" eddie rolled his eyes aesthetically like a vsco preppy girl
"umumumumumumumummmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhhfhdjhfbbfhfjjjhhhhhhhshshhhhhhcjdjejjsjcjfjejsjdhdhdhehdhxhxhchdhdhhhhh"
"bye"
"WAIY WAIT EIST BABA GRILL PLSS!!!!?!??!!!??!!!" he beeged
"k"
edie pulled otu his vape and wiated
"ihaveabigjuicycrushonudouwannsgooutwiyhmeiwillalwyaslovryouedsplease"
"i liek u too" eddie sisd and took a puff form his vape nervouslu
"rlly"
"yea"
"ok"
"ok
then they kssed passionstely
the end 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
