"babygirl i miss stanndjsk" eddie whined.
"ik i can't believe that pusy killed hkmself befire the cloen could!!" richie rolled his eyes, "we shoudl take a bath to rub it in his face that he's fresking dead and we're not lolol," richie said
"that's an awful idea. ok."
they were about to grt in when richie tried to kiss eddie but esrned a smack on the face instesd
"stanley unalived himself in a tub bro r u being ffr what if this is liek the same bath model he did it in. we'd be doig the devils tango in some guys grsve badisly." eddie said pretty matter of fact-ly
richie rolled his eges and they fot in
they were wearing underwear so it wasn't awkward if stanleys ghost happened to macarena on by them and ricueu woudlnt be trying to frick him where stan pulled a queen elizabeth.
"ew y'all r still alive? lame" stans spirit said and then he killed them because he wss bored and sick of tueir shit.
"bro whdy u do that?!?!?!!?$:$;&,!" richie barked like a furry at stan and eddie stick soap in his mouth so he would stfu
"hi stanny the manny tanny lanny shanny bobanny" exdie tucked his hair behjdn his ear like a pick me girl in secind grade
richie got jealous of that and he gave stan the bathtub man a death stare as he left.
"ok now we're dead whstre we gonna do bitchie" eddie whined cuz he's an annoying hoe
"we should kiss"
"ok fine whstevr loser!"
richie smiled like that weirdass cst from alice in wonderhell and kissed eddie
they made out in the middle of the ghost bsthroom and eddie turned into cookie swirl c the cornstar and was being hot and stuff
richie died a second time bcz he was rlly rllys hot snd stan killed both of them again so they would leave because they were getting annoying the end
