#PetitionToHaveMoreAnimalEmojis,BecauseThisIsTheBestThatI'veGot 👆
Please enjoy my first attempt at a texting story! 💗
It took forever to write this, mainly because of the names... 😤😅
(Randomly found a Machop Pokémon card a while ago, and I thought that the pose was kind of useable, so if this picture looks vaguely familiar, you're probably right. I'm decently pleased with this quick little sketch, though if I'd redo it, I'd most likely make it look less like pajamas, but this is what I had time for back then!) :P
*I'mtheboss,dealwithit has created the chat*
*I'mtheboss,dealwithit has invited Spidergirl and ElectricMongoose to chat*
I'mtheboss,dealwithit: Now, I'm sure that you both know why you're here...
ElectricMongoose: Umm.. Nope!
Spidergirl: ¡¡¿uᴉɐƃɐ ƃuᴉɥʇ sᴉɥʇ ǝsn I op ʍoH
I'mtheboss,dealwithit: Turn it around, maybe? 😑😒
Spidergirl: Ohh.. Okay! 😁
ElectricMongoose: 🤣
I'mtheboss,dealwithit: 😠😡👿
ElectricMongoose: What?!!
I'mtheboss,dealwithit: Do either of you know what this is about?!!
Spidergirl: Nope! 😜
ElectricMongoose: 🤷♀️
I'mtheboss,dealwithit: 🙄
Spidergirl: Spill it, Birdie!
I'mtheboss,dealwithit: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!! 👿🔪
*I'mtheboss,dealwithit has changed her name to Don'tcallmeBirdie*
*Spidergirl has changed her name to Toobad*
ElectricMongoose has changed her name to ThirdWheeling*
Don'tcallmeBirdie: It's because you two have been abusing your powers a little too much recently.
ThirdWheeling: Pfft-!
ThirdWheeling: Whaaat? No, that's ridiculous, utterly ridiculous!
Toobad: For the record, I only Spider-shocked that kid because he had a cookie, and I wanted it.
Don'tcallmeBirdie: .............................................
Don'tcallmeBirdie: I was not aware of this.
Don'tcallmeBirdie: You did WHAT?!!
Toobad: 😬 Oops...
ThirdWheeling: Welp..!
Toobad: Uhh.. Sowhat'syouwant2talk'bout?!!
Don'tcallmeBirdie: YOU STICKING YOUR HEAD INTO A TOILET BOWL AND SPIDER-SHOCKING IT TO SEE IF YOU COULD CREATE A PORTAL TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!
Toobad: 😲
ThirdWheeling: ...................................
ThirdWheeling: Well, could u?
Don'tcallmeBirdie: MONGOLINA!!!
ThirdWheeling: I mean, HOW COULD YOU?!! 😭😭😭
Don'tcallmeBirdie: There's no need to be that dramatic...
ThirdWheeling: 'Kay! 😄
Toobad: IT WAS CLEAN!!!
Don'tcallmeBirdie: Well, I feel sooo reassured now...
Toobad: Whew!
Don'tcallmeBirdie: THAT WAS SARCASM!!! 😤
Toobad: Oh.
Don'tcallmeBirdie: Why would you even do that?!!
Don'tcallmeBirdie: Whomever gave you that idea?
ThirdWheeling: .................
ThirdWheeling: Ummm...
Don'tcallmeBirdie: It was you, wasn't it?
ThirdWheeling: Ehehehehehehe! ..Maybe! 😁
Don'tcallmeBirdie: WHY?!!
ThirdWheeling: I was curious. Is that a crime?
Don'tcallmeBirdie: *Facepalms*
*Don'tcallmeBirdie has changed her name to Idon'tgetpaidenoughforthisshizz*
*ThirdWheeling has changed her name to Biteme*
*Toobad has changed her name to HA!*
Idon'tgetpaidenoughforthisshizz: Why do you two insist on tormenting me? 😢
Biteme: Sorry. 😔
HA!: 'Cause it's fun!
Idon'tgetpaidenoughforthisshizz: 👿
Biteme: 👿
HA!: What?
Idon'tgetpaidenoughforthisshizz: Tell you what, 'Lina. I'll forgive you if you electrocute Ariadne.
HA!: WHAT?!!
Biteme: Heh, sure thing!
*Biteme has left the chat*
HA!: ERMIGERD! ERMIGERD!! ERMIGEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!!!!!
HA!: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!
HA!: SKSSFALQMERZUT-
HA!: UA UA UA UA UA UA UA UA UA
HA!: ⚡⚡⚡💀
*Biteme has rejoined the chat*
Idon'tgetpaidenoughforthisshizz: Thank you. That was much appreciated.
Biteme: NP. Anytime!
Biteme: Hey, wanna draw a moustache on her face 'fore she wakes up?
Idon'tgetpaidenoughforthisshizz: ................................................
Idon'tgetpaidenoughforthisshizz: Sure, why not? 😁😈
Word count: 407
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