[Wednesday mind I enjoy funerals.
I’ve been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section.]
The pastor:“God is our refuge and strength…”
Wednesday:Walker was murdered, and I know the killer is here, standing innocently among us, plotting their next move.
And watching everything I do.
I know I’m close to the truth.
I have all the pieces of the jigsaw.
I just need to slot them into place.
I must look past the tears and masks of grief.
Until now, I may have been outmatched and outmaneuvered,
but the final gambit has yet to be played.
The killer will make a mistake,
and I’ll be ready.
Wednesday and y/n see a mystery figure and follow them and they disappear but come out of nowhere and y/n and wednesday pull out their guns
man: Still as sharp as ever, my pig-tailed protégé.
Wednesday:Uncle fester
How long have you been stalking me?
Fester: Just blew into town this morning and was hit by a wave of nostalgia. but who's your friend?
Wednesday:That's y/n he's been helping me but I thought you didn’t go to Nevermore.
Fester:I didn’t. Your dad got all the brains.
But I used to drop in on him.
Usually from the ceiling with a dagger clutched between my teeth.
Just to keep him on his toes.
Wednesdays:course.
Fester:filled me in on what’s been going on.
Monsters, murder, mayhem.
What fun!
I told him I had a job in Boston, but I’d be checking up on you.
Y/N:What kind of job?
Fester:kind that means I need somewhere to lay low for a couple days.
Wednesdays:place belongs to a friend.
Fester:you actually made another friend.
That poor kid will be going home in a body bag.
Oh. [chuckles]
I like a hideout that comes with snacks.
Y/N:Those bees are hibernating.
Wednesday:They’re practically Eugene’s children.
FesterOoh. [chuckles]
[buzzing]
Wednesday:That means do not eat them!
Fester: You know,
when you give me that death stare of disapproval,
you remind me of your mother.
Speaking of scary things,
you know what kind of monster you’re dealing with?
Y/N:We haven’t been able to identify it.
Fester:Ooh.
It’s called a Hyde.
Wednesday:As in Jekyll and Hyde?
FesterMm-hmm.
Y/N:You’ve seen one before?
Fester:Oh yeah.
In ’83, during my vacay at the Zurich Institute for the Criminally Insane.Where I got my first lobotomy.
But you know lobotomies. They’re like tattoos. Can’t just get one.
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Wednesday Addams x Male alucard abridged reader
FanfictionWednesday goes to nevermore academy and makes new friends and becomes close with a boy named Y/N but she and him have to solve a murder mystery Author:I did change Y/N Story up some Disclaimer:I don't own the rights to wednesday or the characters an...
