Episode 1 Wednesday Child is Full of Woe

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[ A black car is seen driving down a road through the forset and a person can be heard singing along to a song]

Gomez:♪ Into the magic night ♪,♪ I softly say ♪

[Then his wife and him both sing together ]

Morticia and Gomez:♪ A silent prayer ♪,♪ Like dreamers do ♪,♪ Then I fall asleep to dream ♪,♪ My dreams of you ♪,♪ I remember ♪

[bird start to chirps thudding in time to music]

Morticia and Gomez:♪ That you said goodbye... ♪

[They are both moaning]

Morticia: Mmm.

Gomez: sighs

Morticia:Darling, how long do you intend on giving us the cold shoulder?

Wednesday:Lurch, please remind my parents that I'm no longer speaking to them.

[Lurch grunts]

Morticia:Hmm.

Gomez:I promise you, my little viper, you will love Nevermore.Won't she, Tish?

Morticia:Of course. It's the perfect school for her.

Wednesday:Why? Because it was the perfect school for you? I have no interest in following in your footsteps. Becoming captain of the fencing team, Queen of the Dark Prom, President of the Séance Society.

Morticia:I merely meant that finally you will be among peers who understand you. Maybe you'll even make some friends.

Gomez:Nevermore is like no other boarding school. It's a magical place. It's where I met your mother. And we fell in love.

[both yearning sigh]

Wednesday:You guys are making me nauseous. Not in a good way.

Morticial:Darling, we aren't the ones who got you expelled.That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges.How would that have looked on your record?

Wednesday:Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.

Morticial:Hmm.

[They keep driving to the school then a red truck is seen passing by going into the woods]

man: Just over here is fine.Thanks.

Woman:You sure you want to get out here? The trail might look pretty, but it runs right past Nevermore.

Man:That school for outcasts?

Woman:Huh. That's a polite way of putting it.

Man:I never had a problem with outcasts.My counselor at summer camp was a werewolf. Great guy.

Woman:Yeah, they're just like you and me, until they rip your throat out.

[Man chuckles wryly]

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