The Big Night Out

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Kyle's POV-

"Get the hell out of my house Kyle!" I dodged the vase thrown at my face and hear it crash against the wall behind me.

"Jessica please lets be adults about this." I tried to reason with this crazy women who didn't seem to know the idea of a booty call. I guess she actually thought I was her boyfriend or something. Women get attached way to easy.

"You slept with my best friend you piece of shit!" Okay so I slept with her best friend so what it's not like I pledged anything to this woman.

"We're not even together Jess. We just hook up when i get bored you know that don't you?" I felt the sting of her hand making contact with my face.

"Get the hell out Kyle. Before I cut your dick off and shove it up your ass." I roll my eyes and turn towards her door to leave. So much for her being civilized about this. Typical girl thing to freak out about sleeping around. I just don't settle down why would I? I'm rich and way too many hot chicks want to jump me. I'm never gonna fall for some basic girl. I walk out the door and head to the elevator.

"You're lucky you're not a girl you'll never understand what its like to feel how I do or any women does when you break their hearts." I turn back to her apartment door while i wait for the elevator.

"Yeah too bad because if I was a girl I wouldn't spread my legs just cause a hot rich guy wanted to bone me." She flips me off and slams her door right when the elevator opens. Bye bye psycho.

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"Damn Kyle her best friend?" My agent Blake asked while we sat in my livingroom.

"Yeah that friendship is no more but my score is now ten points higher than yours you better catch up buddy." See me and Blake have a little score board in my office you sleep with a hottie you get five points. You sleep with her best friend you get 10. You sleep with her cousin you get 15. If you're lucky and sleep with her sister you get 20. Then if you want the all mighty hundred points you sleep with her mom. Lets say we've bagged each of those categories a couple times.

"Hey actually I came to brag about bagging a sister last night." Fuck I'm gonna have to call Katie later thats one of my booty calls twin sisters I think her being a twin will bag me extra points.

"Damn Blake you sexy devil. Here's my manuscript." I toss my manuscript purposely hitting him in the crotch. He groans and stands up.

"Are you sure we can't go out tonight Kyle we can definitely celebrate and get some new girls." I laugh and pat him on the back leading him out of my house.

"Sadly no. Nick's brother is getting married soon and that poor sap needs a wingman more than you do he hasn't gotten laid since Haley left him before he graduated medical school for some foreign douche bag with a sexy accent." I shake my head at the thought of Nick crying to me every night for three months after their break up. The poor guy was like a damn girl. Thankfully his brothers wife had a beautiful cousin Nick's been talking to me about for weeks since he met her. I swear this guy was a hopeless romantic.

"You're right. Nick's like a chick anti magnet you need to save that guy. I mean how can a doctor be so unfuckable to ladies aren't most of them like super into greys anatomy or some shit? I swear every girl I sleep with has that on before we fuck." We laugh and I push him out.

"Yeah so get out of here so I can get ready for Nick's big night. I'm not gonna let him go home alone tonight. We're going to my favorite bar and he's bagging a hot girl tonight so help me." I close the door and head to my bedroom to get my clothes together. I swear Nick's too nice for his own good.

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"Damnit Kyle you seriously are still playing that stupid game with Blake when are you going to stop breaking girls hearts and settle down." Nick and I were sipping some beer and I was was scanning the bar for any hot girls sadly tonight there wasn't any. Good for Nick seeing as he has a vagina instead of a penis.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 12, 2023 ⏰

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