Dave and Bambi oneshots because I'm bored.

"Feisty one, aren't you?" Banjex x Bamburai

lol i love the image, made by DumbassVang on twitter

yaya something else than reader x dnb character.

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"Calm down! It's just one~.." Banjex said, batting away Bamburai's batting arms.

"You've gone through 6 already! It's always, 'It's just one..'" Bamburai said, enraged at him for pushing his limits.

 "I'll be fine you hothead! You should've seen me yesterday!" Banjex said, leaning on his beanbag he sat on.

"I thought I took all of those!" 

"Yeah, you're a really bad hider."

Banjex and Bamburai sat in the weed addict's room. Banjex sat on his beanbag, right leg arched up while his other one laid loose. Bamburai sat on his floor sitting across of him, Talking about random things before pausing to try and stop his boyfriend from getting that little, well, more like big, blunt out of his hands every single time he pulled out a new one.

"UUUGGHHH! It smells terrible in here!" The katana wielder cried out, falling on his back to the floor dramatically.

"Jeez, it's not that bad~" Banjex whispered softly, taking a decent sized puff out of his dream maker.

"I'm DYING hereee!" Bamburai protested, starting to get mad and impatient about how Banjex wouldn't stop his smoking even with his forceful actions, just like he was teasing him on purpose.

"STOP SMOKINGGG!!"

"Make me~"

Bamburai pouted before an idea popped up in his head, yeah, maybe that would work.. Side effect is that it's going to taste disgusting.

Bamburai gave Banjex an angry face before standing up and kissing him, right smack dab in the middle.

He wanted to immediately shove his head backwards and spit out whatever Banjex left him because of the terrible taste, but protested anyways, splitting apart his boyfriend's soft yet nauseating lips (from taste 😪)

Banjex chuckled through a sigh as Bamburai squinted his eyes shut from the despicable taste his tongue had to experience as it intertwined with his lover's.

Bamburai tried to pull away, but to his results, Banjex pulled him in with his hand behind his head, pushing them together.

Their tongue's tangled outside of their mouth's before slapping right back together, causing Bamburai to tumble onto Banjex.

"Mmph!" He moaned while falling onto him, their mouths separating as they did.

Ended up that Bamburai landed in Banjex's chest, mumbling curses as he slowly looked up, stuck between the drug consuming hottie's legs.

"You taste disgusting.." Bamburai said aloud while falling back into his boyfriend's chest.

"I know~" Banjex teased Bamburai with, shuffling him more towards him.

"You're so cute, y'know that?" Banjex said, his legs crossed, the hole between his legs making a square as Bamburai's legs fell out on the sides of the Banjex's legs while resting in the square shaped space the weed lover made.