Dave and Bambi oneshots because I'm bored.

just some banjex x reader

"bro i was so fucking high last night cause i was just chillin' on the couch y'know?" Banjex explained to Bamburai, little clouds of "candy" puffing out of his mouth while he adjusting his glasses to the top of his hat to make eye contact with Bamburai.

  "Yeah?" Bamburai said slightly amused.

 "and then i just sneezed and my girlfriend said "bless you" and i didn't have any thought about it until now, and i'm just realizing that i don't have a girlfriend." Banjex announced after his hand finished trailing across his face in disappointment.

"What do you mean, she's right there." Bamburai emphasized, waving his hand towards you while giving Banjex his attention.

"oh shit, wait really?" Banjex exclaimed, surprised while moving his blunt into his mouth then moving a bit on the couch he sat on with Bamburai to be supported by his arms acting like he was about to stand up

"Oml.. yes, she's literally infront of you." Bamburai answered, definitely annoyed by Banjex's retarded-self.

"𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞." You said, looking up waving your hand over to Banjex while you sat on a small chair near him, scrolling through whatever vile things you look at.

"Oh my god!!!" Banjex exclaimed, quickly taking his blunt from his mouth and putting it into a position where it is safe to hug you, and soon ran over to you with a goofy smile on with his arms wide open.

You smiled warmly as you hugged him, feeling a small and soft peck at your cheek as he lets out small mumbles about how cute you look. No wonder he was a loveable dumbass.

"we need to cuddle right now-" He exclaims before kissing you on the lips and picking you up, "right now!!" His dead-beat red eyes sparkling.

You laugh as he happily carries you to his room, leaving Bamburai alone.

You two spent the rest of the day cuddling, cute little lovey-dovey noises floating around the room. definitely rating this day 10 surfboards out of 7 croutons. 

lol sorry if this was short and i also didn't post in a while, ive just been very unmotivated and only had this idea when i was randomly scrolling through ifunny bcuz i was bored.

love you guys though