Dave and Bambi oneshots because I'm bored.

a lil something because i just had the craziest idea.

This is about you and expunged in high school btw, this might be one of my most random stories i've made/

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You were talking to your friend on a circular lunch table, finished with whatever your school offered for lunch.

You and her mostly talked about gossip this moment, especially this one girl you and your friend absolutely hated.

She looked like a witch, badly dyed red hair and huge nose. Best part to top off her Halloween costume look-alike was that she even had a mole on her nose.

The reason you guys talked about her is because she was that one girl who always insulted you for just being slow in a hallway, like, what can I do?? Girly pop, it's an American highway on a Christmas day in that narrow corridor when people are dismissed to their next class, calm down.

Today, she just decided her target was you. Even though you've been insulted so many times by her before, you couldn't stand this one.

She thought calling you a, "Wriggly ass (your hair color here)" was a good idea. Can't believe because she could totally blend in with the 7 dwarves from Snow white if she was just a bit shorter.

You stated so many eye burning, skin melting, desert heat roasts about her that you didn't even hear Expunged plead to the janitor, literally on the floor, making out some nonsense you couldn't even hear.

"ℙ𝕃𝔼𝔼𝕖𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕖.." You heard Expunged say, his voice with a joking sorrow.

You stopped halfway through a defect you noticed on the crippled and retarded girl that insulted you to bring your attention on Expunged, After all, What he did was just a couple of days ago.

Your eyes looked from the back of your head at Expunged, your body still facing your friend.

"𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭?" You question, your eyes turned back at your friend.

"𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩." You friend responded with, her body tilting to the left to see past you and redirected into Expunged's lane of view.

You turned around and saw Expunged finally standing up, The janitor's head only making their height to Expunged's neck because of height difference and began walking to whatever place she was going to.

Expunged seemed a little jumpy as three other tables behind him chanted his name, separating the Ex from Punged. (lol)

He was giggling as he flexed to the crowd behind, eyes closed as his black t-shirt tightened around his bulging muscles.

The Janitor came around the corner of your eye and handed Expunged.. Cleaning tools? A broom and a dustpan, weirdest thing you've seen today.

The crowd's calling got louder as Expunged did some small dances as he walked around to an area near your table, luckily, letting your turn back around in the right direction of your seat.

Well- As guessed, Expunged swept, The crowed laughed as he continued to do little things to make the whole ideal better, every stunt having a smile across his face, Even getting a bit of your amusement.

You turned back to your friend and giggled about Expunged, not even noticing the shout of Expunged to.. "get sturdy"

You looked back at Expunged, His hand covering his forehead and eyes, head lightly turning left and right.

His hand dropped down as he questioned the crowd whether to do it, not mentioning what it was leaving you in confusion.

Half of the crowd said yes, and the other chanted his name.

It quickly just turned into chants of his name yet again, Their faces filled with pressure and excitement.

"𝔸𝕝𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥, 𝔸𝕝𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥.." Expunged said, his head turning to the floor while his hands rose to the air, broom still clutched in his right hand.

"DO IT, DO IT!" The crowd continued as Expunged got out of his position, head tilted looking up while his arms swayed by his side, A slightly embarrassed grin fit into his mouth.

He turned back to the crowd and dropped his head down, not even to let your think, he dropped down, making a (cough) delicious squat.

The crowd burst with laughter as he stood back up, then walking back to put up his equipment,  waving a bit to the janitors before turning back around and jogging to his table.

You stared right at the position Expunged dropped down from, almost straight across from your current position, keeping a mouth-open smile (without teeth)  Eyes, calmly setting still on that place as your eyebrows spread further apart from your eyelid than usual.

Your friend broke down into laughter at your reaction, that same image of Expunged getting down dirty replayed in your mind.

You started to laugh too, your hands grabbing your head as you chuckled along with your friend.

Expunged enjoyed this as he sat back down at the table he sat at, with his table and tables near him questioned him, while he thought about your eyes the moment he made his award winning move.

Expunged blushed slightly as he talked to his back to the bundle of people, thinking about your cute facial expressions in that moment, loving every bit of it while that lasted.

You involuntarily blushed too as you laughed, your arms and forearms hovered the back of your head as it tilted to be faced with the top of the table you sat at.

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sorry if short. probs will update and add details, hot stuff.

(860 words lol)