Dave and Bambi oneshots because I'm bored.

Disruption Bambi x Bandu

i loved the image so i put it up there

i'm so retarded.

(two hotdog man pov)

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His cute ass is driving me crazed. Can't stand his cat-like mouth, every time he sees me it always curls up so nicely, gets me off of the rails every goddamn time.

(off his pov cause i don't wanna cuss you guys out)

Bambi's phone ringing with excitement, Bandu was calling.

Bambi picked himself up from his daydreaming while he watched the sunset, beautiful over his corn field especially at this time of year. It was ripe and vibrant and the sun gleamed perfectly over the field at this time of day. The warm colored clouds altered the sunlight to perfectly hit the scene, everything was perfect. Still, not as perfect as Bandu could ever be.

He brushed himself off involuntarily, he always seems to do that whenever he was caught on the topic of Bandu.

He picked his slightly cracked phone and answered, Immediately being shoved into to the ecstatic voice of the cutie behind the screen.

"𝙱𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙼𝙼𝙼𝙼𝙱𝙱𝙸𝙸𝙸𝙸𝙸𝙸!~" The candy lover screamed, the feeling of him bursting out of Bambi's screen fell through Bambi's body, nearly feeling attacked by his loud voice.

"Hey, What's up?" Bambi said, chuckling (luckily not nervous because of his lucky ass 🥶) through his sentence.

"𝙸'𝚖 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚍.. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙴𝚡𝚙𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸𝚍𝚔.." Bandu said, every start of his new sentence having a push into it.

"And..?"  Bambi said jokingly, trying to keep his composure at it's best.

"𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞.. 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛?~" Bandu said, a loving voice, meant to be a joke, filled Bambi's ears with suprise.

"Uh.. Huh?.."

Bambi could barely keep himself alive, the way Bandu's voice altered into this seductivce tone totally caught Bambi off guard.

Bandu giggled over the phone and urged him to come over and see him, he really just wanted to hang out with him.

The only thing Bambi could say was "Okay!" at this point, trying to figure out what that tone meant and what Bandu was saying was a tassel on his brain, c'mon, would've been like that for me if I was being honest.

"𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚞𝚙, 𝙲𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛!"

"Alright, I'll get there s-soon!"

"𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚊!~" Bandu said, once again really getting Bambi.

Bambi nearly said "I love you too!" Back to Bandu, before Bandu just straight hung up on him, leaving Bambi in a huge confusing mess.