Hello hello hello! Welcome to my first chapter! I'm not promising anything too amazing but it's decent ig
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(Unedited)"I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK YOUR BONES IM NOT HELPNG YOU"
I let out a laugh that could rival satan as I sped down the hall, sliding across the waxed floors.
Oh yeah, I should have probably tell you that we were causing a huge breach. It had been about, what? Twelve days since I had been let out so I was aching to stretch my legs. And of course, my partner in crime helped.
035 let out a sigh as I ran past him, smacking his bum in the process. He was used to things like this. Heck one time you managed to get stuck in one of the side vents. (No dirty things u people). He helped you of course, after laughing at you for a long few minutes. I mean, he was your best friend (although he never admitted it) But he kept getting roped into these things all the time. Even after denying you several times.
He couldn't handle it! You were just so persuasive in your words. Which basically meant forcing him into trouble every single time... Not that he didn't like it! He got to spend time with you, his favorite person.
"Hellooooo! Earth to 35!" You waved your hands around his face. He didn't even notice so you went to drastic measures.
Heheheehehe..."HEY DUMBASS" you yelled in his face as you shook his shoulders dramatically "WAKEY WAKEY!"
"AAAAAAA" he let out the most girlish scream in the whole entire freaking world. "WHAT?" He wheezed out, putting on an Oscar worthy performance.
"What do you think of my wig?" You flipped your head dramatically, showing off your 'wig' that you most likely stole from a random passerby during the breach.
"It's the most ugly thing to exist" he replied sarcastically. Huffing, he pushed you jokingly aside.
You laughed and said back (like the bad bitch u are) "You know you love me" all the while trotting beside him
"Yes I do, and I hate that"
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Not shabby for the first one I've done ig!?
And yes I know it's really short u gotta problem with that?374 words
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