stars are blind ♡ jay kelso

[003 lip smacker]

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"woah. cool basement." cher beamed holding hands with dionne as they headed down.

"kitty let us in i hope that's okay." dionne says looking at leia who sat on the couch.

"no, yeah totally of course."

cher grimaced at the sight of nate and nikki making out heavily against the washing machine. "i'll never get use to that."

"move." dionne commands causing gwen to roll her eyes but nonetheless give up her seat.

cher sent gwen an apologetic smile but nonetheless took her seat. dionne plopped herself down on her lap. "so, what are we talking about today guys?"

jay throws a ball up in the air and catching it. "we were just telling leia about how awesome kissing is. you know that moment when you're in the middle of a hot makeout session and you're in the moment."

"and your lips just melt together." gwen dreamily adds.

leia gulps and nods trying to hide her nervousness, "and his tongue hits the hangy thing in the back of your throat and it feels so good."

dionne and cher share a look in disgust.

"the...uvula. the u-spot?"

dionne leaned forward in interest. "oh my god. you've never kissed anyone have you? not even a peck?"

leia's shoulders slump. "never. not once." she says standing up, "it's just never happened, okay? in sixth grade, i was a foot taller than all the other boys. and just when they got up to mouth level, i did two years of advanced braces."

"ew! like headgear?" cher asks making leia feel even more insecure about the situation.

"geez, take it easy cher."

"it was so much more than headgear. there was a crank my parents had to tighten every night. it was like starting an old-timey car."

"well it was worth it." jay says, "you have such a beautiful smile."

dionne couldn't help but to scoff rolling her eyes. 'i guess everything he said last night was bullshit' she thought.

gwen snaps her head towards jay in annoyance. "do you ever take a day off?"

"i wanna kiss someone." leia continues, "i think about it all the time." she turns to look at nate and nikki leaning closer to watch them swap spit, "what's it like?" she wonders.

"oh this is an emergency!" cher says clapping her hands excitedly pushing dionne off her to stand up and grab leia's hands, "we're gonna help you get your first kiss. and it's gonna be magical."

"i want magical!" leia says hopping up and down matching her excitement.

"let's go to the mall and knock this out." gwen cheers standing up and grabbing her jacket to throw on.

"the mall?" leia asks furrowing her eyebrows, "oh, don't make me start on a mannequin. that's so embarrassing!"

"no! it's full of guys." gwen explains, "we'll find some goober, chat him up, show him your teeth, lay one on him."