stars are blind ♡ jay kelso

[001 pilot]

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"you don't need a nose job, cher. you're being absolutely ridiculous." dionne shook her head glancing away from her magazine to ridicule her best friend who criticized her face in her large vanity mirror.

"oh, easy for you to say. your nose is practically perfect."

dionne tossed her magazine on the floor and stood up to stand behind cher. she gently moved the blonde's hair behind her and leaned forward, "are you kidding me? i would kill for your cheekbones. you're perfect, cher." she says, placing a sweet kiss on the girls cheek.

dionne and cher cringed simultaneously at the loud music coming from the room next to the one they were in.

"turn that racket down gwen!" she shouts into the air only to have the music be turned up higher.

"that little-" she curses angrily swinging her bedroom door open and stomping into her little sister's room. "turn it down now!"

her half brother nate made his way into the room with a shaving tool in his hand, "seriously, gwen. i almost nicked my nerps. this whiny vagina music is bumming me out!" he shouts walking to gwen's radio to turn it off.

"oh yeah, nate? me and my new friend are gonna start a band and call it whiny vagina."

"i'm gonna start a band and call it that's stupid."

dionne rolled her eyes, "the both of you are idiots. just keep your music down, alright." she says before turning to nate, "and put the razor back where you found it. you're like one of those hairless cats. you don't need it."

"dad says i'm a late bloomer." nate counters only to be embarrassed once he saw cher peeking her head out of dionne's room to see the commotion.

"you didn't tell me cher was here." he says covering his chest.

"cher is always here." dionne responds.

"the both of you get out of my room now." gwen says ushering them both out and slamming the door after.

dionne rolls her eyes before heading back to her own room and shutting the door. "this house is a circus." she says picking up the fallen magazine from the floor and jumping back into her bed. "i can't wait until we're rich and famous and living in beverly hills."

cher smiles joining her on her fluffy pink comforters. "and we're gonna have britney spears and leonardo dicaprio on speed dial." she says clapping her hands excitedly.

"speaking of my future husband, leonardo dicaprio..." she turns the open page of the magazine to show her a shirtless leonardo on the cover page.

cher swoons dramatically, "just a nibble. it's all i need."

dionne feigns disgust and laughs slapping her shoulder. "ew cher have some class...and save a slice for me."

the two girls erupt in a fit of giggles as they continue to romanticize their boring lives.

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once cher's dad called letting her know it was time to come home. dionne was back to being bored out of her mind without her best friend. she decided on putting on a movie but was interrupted by the sound of her mom calling her downstairs.