Fuck. My fucking arm fell off bc we sexed so hard. ¨I swear bb Im a tree, I'm your tree hoe *aggressively winks*, look i can make tree noises," I pleaded, i ethn let out my best impression of a tree moan. ¨I FUCKED A POLAR BEAR KILLER????" screcched the lorax, he seemed a bit upset but idk why bc im so sexy and hot even without my sexy tree custume. "Yes you did bbgowrl" i made the fboy face in honor of John fuckboy Kennedy my idol, "änd u liked it bb.¨ "youre so right i did like it. Let's do it again bc i actually like being problematic" and then we fucked again for another billion years, thorug the new jurassic era and thoruhg the new ice age. It was awesome.
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The Oncler x Lorax (more like Lor-got-an-ass) THE SEQUEL
FanfictionWe told you to c u m for the sequel! We hope you did! Big thanks to GrassisVeryTastyAF for being very grass chompy and deciding the fate of this love story.
