sherlock oneshot SEQUEL!!!!!!!

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welcome back to another chapter of i cant speak english
aanyways

MARY STANDS THERE DRAMATICALLY
'watson are you cheating on me????'
'yea'
'why?'
watson sighed sadly. 'you're a crushed box of apple juice.'
'what the fuck?'
'you are a crushed box of apple juice.'
sherlock laughs 'I AGREE'
'can someone please tell me what the heck is going on?' mary asks
LESTRADE CRIES 'i have no idea.'

'watson here's the damn divorce papers.'
'mary i'm already married to sherlock don't tell me what to do.'
'watson you're getting in the way of our relationship!!!'

oh wait i forgot to mention that lestrade is here now
SAY HELLO READERS
'HELLO READERS!!!!!!' lestrade shouts at the audience
sherlock breakdances
watson flosses
mycroft dabs
lestrade does the default dance
mary falls over onto the grass and cries like a crushed box of apple juice