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by Crow422

by Crow422

lestrade laughed like a french person
'damn lestrade you laugh like a french person.' mary said
'No i don't. I'm 100% british. pure british. super british. english as hell.'
'i thought you were scottish
'no'

Mary doesn't think he's english

'watson how many people have you married?'
'what'
'how many.'
'Like three.'
MINECRAFT WALKS IN (on his fancy private jet)
'WHORE' he shouts at oliver i mean watson
'watson pulls an uno reverse from his jacket like a jojo character
mycroft practically died on the floor

'watson i'm going to admit that as much as i love you i think we should build a bunker in iceland to hide out from the homophobes.'
'mycroft isn't homophobic he's literally gay.'
'yes but he's that 'gay rights only for me i think the rest of you are on your own' type of gay.'
'fair'

'can we bring that old lady to iceland?'
'who?'
'i forgot her name. the neighbour.'
'sure.'

help i don't actually remember her name

HELp
i don't remember so
her new name can be gertrude jenkins