sherloxk sighed. 'watson i know mary's wrong. i can read your mind.'
'what' watson asked
'what' sherloxk asked
'anyways what's up with you and mary?' watson asked
'she is if a stale cabbage grew legs and went into the marketing business.'
'what-'
'just accept it.'
'alright shirley.'
sherlocks twitter notification
'HEY SHIRLEY IM GONNA STEAL YOUR HUSBAND FOREVERR HHAHASHDGSHAHAHA'
from mary
sherlock frowned like a british person going to the pub to drown their sorrows in twenty pints of beer
'What?'
'mary is a bitch she says she wants to steal you away.'
'i'm not an object!!! she can fuck off!'
'yas girlypop'
on the other side of the phone
mary was sitting like a 1920's villain with her fingers together, spinning to face the readers as she laughed an evil laugh
'i'm going to murder sherlock.' she said, suddenly adopting a heavy australian accent for reasons completely unknown to the audience
lestrade laughed
he was in the scene too
he was secretly evil
and secretly french
oui oui baguette
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sherlock oneshot SEQUEL!!!!!!!
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