John Constantine suddenly finds himself standing in a strange looking room.
John Constantine notices that he's wearing strange looking clothes and that he's wearing handcuffs. John Constantine notices the earth 9 John Constantine looking at him. John Constantine looks at him and says where the fuck am I?!... And what the bloody hell am I wearing?!!
The earth 9 John Constantine says welcome John, you can call me Sinister Constantine!! John Constantine says where am I?!! The earth 9 John Constantine says this is my home. John Constantine says why am I here?!! The earth 9 John Constantine sinisterly says you have something I want!! John Constantine says you want the ark of the covenant don't you?!! The earth 9 John Constantine says yes and your going to give it to me!! John Constantine says go fuck yourself!! The earth 9 John Constantine says you're stuck here unless you give it to me!! John Constantine says this is fucking bullshit!!!John Constantine says I need it to save the multiverse!!! The earth 9 John Constantine sinisterly says some people just want to see the world burn!!!
The handcuffs fall off of John Constantine's hands. The earth 9 John Constantine grabs John Constantine by the throat with his right hand, holds him up in the air, and throws him. John Constantine hits the floor really hard. The earth 9 John Constantine walks up to John Constantine. John Constantine gets back up. The earth 9 John Constantine angrily says give me the ark of the covenant!!! John Constantine says no!! John Constantine notices that he's wearing his wearing his regular clothes. John Constantine hits the earth 9 John Constantine really hard in the face with his right hand. The earth 9 John Constantine goes to attack John Constantine but John Constantine quickly uses sorcery to teleport himself back into the earth 9 Jason Todd's home.
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