The earth zero Jason Todd notices that he's not wearing a shirt. The earth 1 Joker appears in front of the earth zero Jason Todd.
The earth 1 Joker says hello earth zero Jason Todd!! The earth 1 Joker laughs like a crazy person and says I need the ark of the covenant!!! The earth zero Jason Todd says I'm not in the mood for whatever this is?!! The earth 1 Joker says I know it's here somewhere!! The earth zero Jason Todd quickly pulls a big knife off of a paper cutter and stabs the earth 1 Joker in the head with it.
The earth zero Jason Todd angrily says fuck you!!! The earth 1 Joker falls face down to the floor dead. John Constantine says oh well?!! The earth 9 Jason Todd says shit happens?!! The earth zero Jason Todd grabs the earth 1 Joker and throws him out the window. Zatanna says wow?!! The earth zero Jason Todd says what?!!... What am I supposed to do with him?!! The earth 9 Jason Todd says yep that's definitely something I would do!! John Constantine says this adventure just keeps getting crazier and crazier everyday?!! The earth 9 Jason Todd opens his refrigerator and pulls a beer bottle out of it. The earth 9 Jason Todd closes his refrigerator. The earth 9 Jason Todd uses his bottle opener to open the beer bottle.
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THE RED-HOOD RISES 2!
FanfictionIn this sequel to THE RED-HOOD RISES novel Jason Todd is back from the dead and he is causing a lot more problems for the Joker but things get really weird when Jason Todd discovers that something bad is happening to the multiverse and only he and o...