John Constantine says demons are a pain in the ass!!
A demon who looks exactly like an evil version of John Constantine appears and attacks John Constantine. The demon devilishly says look at you, all covered in blood!! The demon hits John Constantine really hard in the face with his right hand. The demon hits John Constantine really hard in the face with his left hand. The demon says you're pathetic!! John Constantine hits the demon really hard in the face with his right hand. The demon devilishly says why do you even try to be a hero?!!... You and I both know that you're a con artist!!!
The demon angrily says you're not a hero!!! John Constantine angrily hits the demon really hard in the face with his left hand. John Constantine angrily hits the demon really hard in the gut with his right hand. John Constantine says you're nothing but a loser!!! The demon angrily says stop lying to yourself!!... You're not a hero!!!! John Constantine says really, this is coming from a man who works for a guy who tortures people with a pitch fork?!!! John Constantine says you're a fucking loser!!! The demon angrily hits John Constantine really hard in the jaw with his right hand. John Constantine uses sorcery to send the demon back down to Hell. Zatanna says demons are the worst?!!! John Constantine says I really hate demon's!!!!
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