Erik: Mom? Can I tell you something?
Ramona: uhhh okay?
Erik: *gets on top of a box* Mom from the entirety that I've known you and now that I'm old enough to acknowledge it, I just wanted to say....THAT YOU'RE A HUGE BITCH! YOU'RE A DIRTY, SKUNK BEARING, FUCKING ASSWIPE OF A COW AND I HOPE YOU NEVER FIND HAPPINESS!! AND DON'T EVEN THINK OF CALLING ME YOU'RE SON BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN GIVEN BIRTH TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!! STUPID RED WEARING BASTARD!!
Ramona: D: *shook* wha- What? What was that?
Raven: Puberty mom.
Ramona: Wha Huh?! Puberty?! Now?!
Raven: Yes now. That mean both children are going to rebel against you now more than ever. And along with raging hormones and high testosterone levels, this just happens to be the golden age of all teenagers everywhere.
Ramona: Which is?
Raven: Changing bodies, body and facial acne, sexual attractions, and most of all *leans close* mood swings
Ramona: Oh my god.
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