Peppermint Tea POV:
I was walking around in Kong studios when I saw him-2d. The man I loved. See, no one kenew I existed...One night after a hangover, 2d went to make some tea, and he 'accidentally'poured an entire fucking bottle of vodka into the the mug. He was so drunk he just fell asleep while making it.
But the vodka did something...It turned me alive! So now I'm literally just a walking cup with peppermint tea inside...But...I was in love!
I hid under the table and stared at the blue hiared man. His booty cheeks were so beautiful... I wished I could pop out from under the table and say, "Stuart! It's me! I love you!"
But I knew I couldn't.
I was staring into the living room, completely zoning out. Though because I have no concept on what the world is because I'm a fucking cup, I didn't realize what I thought was the sun was Murdoc's hairy ass.
Suddenly, someone picked me up by the handle. I glanced at who was holding me...NO! 2d was staring at me, confused. "What the bloody hell-" He muttered.
"What is it, Face-ache?" Murdoc called from the living room. I hated Murdoc, he bullied the love of my life.
"Some kind of tea with a face...Guess Noodle drew on it, or somfing. I don't know."
I could have cried...The love of my life didn't know I was real! I was about to say something, and actually speak up for myself, I decided.
I was going to let him know I loved him! I wanted to marry this man, it was only certain I had to admit my feelings! But before I could open my mouth, he started to lean in.
I almost gasped. He was going to kiss me! His eyes were closed and everything. I leaned back in, but I felt him lift me lower. I was confused, but then I realized it, and my heart broke.
He was going to drink me 😢!!!
The first sip hurt terribly. If you didn't know, that tea inside of me was just my blood. He was draining it out of me. As he took the last few sips, I coughed, and cried, because the love of my life just fucking drank me because I'm literally just tea. 😭
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Gorillaz Oneshots!!!
Fanfic(Taking requests--Ships are welcome just none involving 2d, murdoc, or russel with Noodle.)
