Gorillaz Oneshots!!!

HEADCANONS

-So when Noodle started her period she didn't know what the fuck was happening and had a spasm and just walked downstairs holding her underwear (she's like 12) and says, "IM DYING GUYS" and russel walks her upstairs ready to ruin her childhood

-One time Noodle told 2d the next time Murdoc like ABUSES him, to make it weird and sexual so he'll stop. So the next time Murdoc was beating the living shit out of him he said 'faster'and it worked but it backfired when Murdoc called him a masochist for four months

-one time murdoc took 2d to a gay bar as a joke but like instantly there were like 17 guys flirting with 2d

-russel was high as fuck one time and he was watching the titanic and he just woke everyone in the neighborhood up by sobbing

-noodle got her first boyfriend when she was like 13 but the guys wouldn't let her hear the end of it

-2d will like randomly go around and hug everyone (usually not murdoc) and no one even questions it bc he does it so often

-people thought that 2d and russel were dating one time bc they were holding hands but some interviewer asked them about and they just

-died

-laughing

-because they were holding hands as a force of habit bc they used to make noodle hand their hands to cross the street

-murdoc (I think) is bi. As he would say, 'i mean any holes a good one, eh? don't matter the gender'

-one times noodle stayed out late and when she got home everyone was just screaming and panicking and they had already made missing posters and the house was a reck

-and then they see her and like

-"Oh mY SaTaN wHerE WeRe yOu"