I woke up with a start. Someone was calling my name.
"Wyen! Wyen!" my mom called. "Luke's here!"
Luke? Who was Lu-ohhhh. My mom meant Luke Hemmingway, my boyfriend. I scrambled out of bed,and realised that I was only wearing my lingerie. Oh well.
My makeup was perfect, obviously. I streaked down the stairs, my gorgeous ombré hair flying out behind me. "Luke!" I shrieked.
"Hey," he said absentmindedly.
"Why aren't you looking at me?" I pouted.
"Mom, why would I-" he stopped suddenly. "You're not Liz!"
Who was Liz?!
I narrowed my eyes suspiciously. "Honey, who's Liz?"
Luke looked around nervously. "Um, where am I? This isn't home?"
I laughed. Luke could be so silly sometimes! Suddenly I saw him take out his iPhone. What was he doing?
"Mom? Can you pick me up? I'm scared."
NO!!!
TODAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY, AND I DIDN'T KIDNAP LUKE HEMMINGWAY FOR NOTHI- um, I mean, no! Today Luke and I were supposed to... go for a date! Yeah, that's it! We're going out on a date!
"Lukey-poo, where do you want to go today?" I cooed.
"Please take me back home"
"IF YOU TAKE ME ON A DATE I WILL SO YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE WE'RE GOING"
"Okay, okay!" he said agitatedly. "How about...um... Starbucks?"
"Perfect!" I trilled. "Just let me get ready!"
END OF CHAPTER 1
A.N: I'm really new to Wattpad so I have no idea of how anything works. Anyway. Just a reminder that if you find anything you think is offensive in this IM SORRY AND ILY AND JUST TELL ME I'LL REMOVE IT. YES I ALSO MADE LUKE "HEMMINGWAY' INSTEAD OF HEMMINGS I KNOW THAT'S THE POINT. Also I don't own any of the copyright to 5sos *sigh*. Goodnight!
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