A/N I FORGOT ABOUT THIS LMAO BUUUUTTT MY BBYS ARE SO GROWN UP DID YOU SEE THEIRP NEW COVER FOR NOTION MAGAZINE BYE
"BARISTAAAAAA!" I screamed, barging into the café. The barista's head shot up, and customers stared at me.
"OH MY GOD SHE'S BACK!" he screamed.
"No, silly, don't worry. I'm not going to shoot up the place like last time," I tittered. "But don't forge that I like TWO squirts of hazelnut in my chai latte," I added darkly.
"Eeeh...EEEEEHH...!" the barista said. Oh my gosh he was DROOLING over me! That's so sweet! PEOPLE LOVE ME SO MUCH!
"Oh my god. Did you just shoot the barista with a tranquilizer?!" Luke said, horrified.
"No, silly, he just thinks I'm attractive. Like you do. Because you think I'm attractive."
"Can I go now?" he pleaded.
"But you haven't even bought me a drink!" I said, pouting my perfectly made-up lips.
Just then I felt someone grab my hands and put them behind my back. A voice was shouting behind me. What were they saying? Suddenly I was turned around. "Miss Wyen, you are being arrested on the grounds of kidnapping and severe stalking. Please step into the helicopter."
THE END
A/N lol sike DONT MAKE PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE BY CROSSING BOUNDARIES STAY SAFE KIDS
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Starbucks: A Troll Fic
FanficA.N: This is a troll fic, so if you find something offensive PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE SRSLY AND IF YOU'RE READING THIS ILY AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT! (also if you find any spelling/grammar mistakes it's probab...
