Dhmis Short Stories Fanfiction (mostly about yellow guy)

little yellow riding hood

A/n: I decided to make 2 fairy tale parodies bc am bored and I ran out of ideas so pls don't judge me lmao

Little yellow riding hood lives with her mother, Lesley in the forest. Despite the red hood she's wearing, she's still called that because her skin is yellow.

(A/n: I'm just writing the first part yet I already hate it bc it's fucking cringy 😭)

One day, her grandma, Robin, got infected by covid-19 and became sick. Lesley decided to give her some gifts. So she called Yellow to come over.

"Can you please take this to granny?" she requested while giving Yellow a basket full of cookies, fruits, and wine...wait why the hell would a sick grandma drink wine?

"OKI MOMMY!" Yellow answered happily as she grabs the basket and quickly ran out of the house.

"HEY WAIT!"

Lesley sighed as she failed to tell Yellow to stay in the path towards grandma Robin's house and never talk to strangers. Yellow, on the other hand, just happily went on her way towards her grandma's house. All of a sudden, a big bad eagle...I mean wolf, went out of nowhere and roared at Yellow.

"AAAAAAAAA HELP!" yelled Yellow. "THERE'S A WOLF THAT LOOKS LIKE AN OLD MAN'S FINGER AND HAS BIGGIE EYES LIKE A RAT!"

"Fyi, my name is Warren, you little shit," said the wolf.

"Oh but you look like a..."

"Hush now please tell me where you going?"

"To my granny's house!" answered Yellow. "She's really sick today so I'm bringing her some gifts."

"Oh that's so nice of you! Why don't I just bring that basket to her for you?" suggested Warren.

"Thank you!"

"Also, you could give her some salt and pepper...I mean flowers. She'd really appreciate those."

Yellow gasped in fascination. "That's a good idea! Thank you Warren!"

Warren picked up the basket as she went at the other side of the forest to find flowers. He followed the path and reached Robin's house. Right now, Robin is sleeping. However, she was disturbed by Warren knocking on the door.

"IF YOUR NAME IS DUNCAN PLEASE FUCK OFF AND NEVER VISIT ME AGAIN!" yelled Robin.

"Hey hey don't worry!" assured Warren. "I'm your granddaughter and I'm here to give you gifts."

"YOU DONT SOUND LIKE MY GRANDDAUGHTER YELLOW!" she argued.

"Oh uhh I'm sorry I've swallowed too much tobacco and weed so now I got a very severe sore throat and my voice changed a lot but really it's me, Yellow," lied Warren.

"Oh my gosh, you're such a stubborn little kid. Please come in so you can rest your body, especially your throat."

Robin was horrified as soon as Warren entered the house. That furry doesn't look like her dear grandchild!

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!"

"DOESN'T MATTER!" answered Warren. "IM FUCKING HUNGRY AND I WANNA EAT YOU...not in a sexual way, of course!"

And just like that, Warren ate Robin up whole and left no crumbs. And no, he didn't canned him up like the monster cans did from the 5th episode of the webseries. After that, Warren puts on Robin's clothes and went on the bed to wait.

Meanwhile, Yellow just finished picking up flowers. One of his hands was injured because he accidentally touched a fucking Venus trap and it tried to suck his hand away. (A/n: that was probably a very unnecessary detail but idk how to make this story longer sooo)

"Finally! I got enough flowers now imma go to my grandma," Yellow told herself as she walked back to the main path and went towards her grandma's house.

Warren was delighted as he heard knocks on the door. Finally, the time has come.

"Hey granny! It's me, Little Yellow Riding Hood!" she greeted.

"That's wonderful! Come in, dear," replied Warren while trying to imitate Robin's voice.

Yellow was shocked as he saw Warren on the bed as she went in. "OH MY GOSH, GRANNY! THAT VIRUS IS SO STRONG IT TURNED YOU INTO AN UGLY FURRY!"

"Oh no no don't worry my dear! I'm alright," he said.

"But granny, your hands became big," added Yellow.

"That is so I can hug you better," replied Warren.

"And also, the virus made your mouth big and it also made your eyes big like of a rat!"

"OK NOW PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME EAT YOU UP!"

Yellow screamed really loudly as Warren lunges on her. But it was too late. She ends up in the same fate as her grandma Robin. Warren lies back down the bed and falls asleep due to how full he is. However, his snore was so loud, it alerted someone lurking into the forest.

Roy breaks in the house. There, he was a wolf with a huge stomach, sleeping soundly. Roy got hungry. He approached the wolf while mumbling "yum yum yum". And then he violently eats up the wolf, but of course he takes out Robin and Yellow out of Warren's stomach.

A/n: pkgsogpgi...ok ok, if you enjoyed this, well that's really shocking