Dhmis Short Stories Fanfiction (mostly about yellow guy)

Shrignold the cupid (?)

A/n: happy (late) valentine's day y'all

I don't really much celebrate it anymore after going through heartbreaks but enjoy this valentine's gift I made for y'all ig

Up high in the clouds on a chilly February morning, a colorful butterfly named Shrignold was currently in a conference room with his cult members. They were holding a meeting. All of a sudden, they heard a crash. Upset about the fact that someone interrupted their meeting, Shrignold goes out to see who it was and found a Christmas tree and a jack-o'-lantern.

"THE FUCK YOU WANT?!" he asked furiously. "YOU'VE INTERRUPTED OUR MEETING!"

"Oh uhh sorry Shriggy! We just went to visit you," chuckled Chrissy the Christmas tree. "THIS IS YOUR FAULT, PUMPY JACK!"

"IT'S LITERALLY YOUR IDEA TO FLY HERE IN A SLEIGH POWERED BY A ROCKET! I HOPE SANTA KICKS YOUR ASS!" shouted Pumpy Jack, the jack-o'-lantern.

"AND IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO VISIT SHRIGNOLD FOR VALENTINE'S DAY SHIT EVEN IF I'VE ALREADY SAID N...!"

"ENOUGH WITH THE ARGUING!" interrupted Shrignold. "Why did you went here anyway?"

"February 14 is approaching and we don't have anyone to teach the students about valentine's day," explained Pumpy Jack.

"February 14? Isn't it already clear that they'll be stuck on June 20 forever?" questioned Shrignold.

"I had to fucking rip the pages of their calendar so I could properly teach them about Christmas," said Chrissy.

"Well thanks to you, I regret teaching them about Halloween!" argued Pumpy.

"Why don't you follow my footsteps then?"

"'cause I think you're st...!"

"Stop fighting damnit!" scolded Shrignold. "Just tell me why it's important I teach them again about love on this date you call February 14!"

"What do you mean 'them'? You literally only taught the yellow one," replied Chrissy.

"Oh right I forgot he has 2 more stupid friends that time. But seriously why?"

"We don't have a representative teacher for valentine's day and we thought you'd fit perfectly for that role," said Pumpy.

"This just sound so stupid..."

"Just come with us already Shriggy!" insisted Chrissy as she drags Shrignold into their sleigh.

"I STILL HAVE AN ONGOING MEETING WITH MY CULT FRIENDS WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!"

It's then they realized, the sleigh is broken. Pumpy Jack glares at the pine tree angrily. Shrignold, on the other hand, simply flies away from them, desperate to continue the meeting he have with the rest of the love cult.

"Y'all have wasted my time like what Family Guy did to me thank you so much morons," scowled the butterfly.

"Uh uh uh! You're not going anymore!" protested Pumpy as he traps Shrignold inside what looks like a short horror train.

"Why didn't you tell me you have that?!" asked Chrissy.

"Shut the fuck up it's only for emergencies."

"LET ME OUTTA HERE! DAMNIT!"

Shrignold tried to shout loudly but Chrissy and Pumpy Jack ignored him and just went on arguing with each other.

"That vehicle has too much scary shit but can I use it anyway?"

"Haven't you heard me? IT'S ONLY FOR EMERGENCIES!"