Thor Vs Buff Soldier
God of Thunder Vs the Man of America!!!
Warning the intro part has a lot of cursing which makes it entertaining.
3rd POV
The gods were in a meeting about the extinction of all humans. Brunhilde the eldest sister of the Valkyrie refused to let the gods destroy humanity. Brunhidle was making a deal with Zeus until a portal opens. Goll was very confused until a hooded young man steps out from the portal.
Boy: "Gods from this world!!! I am Noob Summoner 64 and I am back!!!!"
Goll: "Wait what? What is this boy saying?"
Summoner: "You must be new."
Goll: "Ahhh you scared me!!!"
Summoner: "Well I was Eve's defense Lawyer on that biting Apple which I kinda pissed off the deity gods...."
Flashback millions of years ago before the rise of humans.
Eve was on a trial due to the accusations of eating the forbidden fruit. The Serpent was the one who ate the fruit and lied to the gods.
It was until someone with a human voice objected back at him.
???: "Objection!!!!!"
Eve: "Huh?!"
Serpent: "What the?!"
Noob Summoner 64 arrives with a case that is filled with the evidence that he has to prove Eve's innocence and accuses the Serpent of his deception.
Serpent: "Who the fuck are you?"
Summoner: "Ohh I am a lawyer and I have so much evidence to prove her innocence."
Serpent: "Ohh yeah then what's this."
The Serpent shows him the apple which everyone thought eve ate it.
Summoner: "That's technically your bite. Look at the bite marks and the size plus the teeth. The human teeth are a little rounded but the huge bite size is big and it looks sharp."
Serpent: "You don't what you saw."
Summoner: "Ohh yeah?! What's this then?!"
The Summoner shows the Serpent his proof. The pictures he holds that he is doing things to Eve. It look like he was wrapping her and touching
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