Oneshot: A Tricky Date

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Here is the promised one shot y'all
Thanks for the request @M0nty06 it was a great idea!

(Y/N) pov:
Wednesday, Enid and I are currently having a date in Nevermore. We had just arrived at the entrance to Jericho and decided to take turns doing what the others wanted.

Despite Wednesday's hesitation, we decided to do what Enid wanted to do first. Enid took some time but ultimately decided to bring us to a cat café.

Unfortunately for Wednesday...almost every inch of the café was bright pink...I swear I almost saw her soul leave her body. I was scared I would have to pull a Luigi and use a vacuum to keep her morbid soul here with us.

Thankfully she was fine but looked like she wanted to burn down the store...I'm gonna need a lot of water today....good grief...

When we walked inside the café, we were greeted by a blonde waitress that had cat ears. "Welcome to Catherine's Cat café! I'm Emma! What can I do for you, cutie?" She said giving me a wink.

I felt two cold stares from behind me as I look over at Wednesday and Enid giving Emma a murderous glare....oh god.....

I chuckle awkwardly, "Haha yes can I get a table for 3, my girlfriends and I are out on a date." I explained.

She looked at Wednesday and Enid for a moment, and I swear I saw her face scrunch up in disgust.

"Of course! I'll lead the way!" Emma said while walking towards the table.

After we settle in, she asks us for our order. "So what may I get you guys today?" Emma asks readying her pen and paper.

"I'll get some Darjeeling tea, and some scones." Wednesday says in a monotone voice, but I felt a hint of anger in her voice when she was talking to Emma.

"I'll take a strawberry cake and a vanilla milkshake!" Enid said but I also felt the same underlying anger like Wednesday.

"Okie dokie! Now for you, handsome?" Emma asked winking.

I was sweating at this point...I can maybe calm down Wednesday or Enid separately, but if they work together...it's like telling a mortal army to face a lightning god with a giant living hammer...ok weird comparison, but the point is, that's an impossible feat...

" Oh uhm....can I have some hit chocolate and an omelette, and we can share a couple's parfait as well." I said smiling at the thought of me feeding my two lovers.

"Of course, anything for you!" Emma said dropping her pen. I was the closest to it so I just picked it up and gave her the pen.

Oddly enough, she just slowly grazed my hand and slowly grabbed her pen...that was weird....

"Thanks for that hon, I'll get your food as soon as I can." Emma said while walking away with a sway in her hips.

I know I have some form of charm...but I'm just really confused right now.

My confused thoughts halted by two ice cold voices, "Mon Cher/My dear, what was that?"

I almost fainted, I peeked over at Wednesday and Enid...they look so bloodthirsty that you would think they were vampires.

"What do you mean, loves?" I said shrinking in my seat.

"With the waitress...it seems she was flirting with you...what can you say about that?" Wednesday says.

"She was? I didn't know that...." I said nervously.

"She was definitely flirting with you (Y/N)...is that going to be a problem?" Enid said looking over at Wednesday.

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