A Tricky Infiltration

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(Y/N) pov:

Right now, Wednesday and I are in front of the coroner's office, with Thing on my shoulder. (He prefers a taller view so he tends to hang on my shoulders.)

"My love...not that I mind spending time with you...but what exactly are we doing at the coroner's office? I was enjoying cuddling with you and Enid earlier..." I told Wednesday with a little pout.

"Well, Mon Cher, if we want to get inside the monster's head...the first step is to look and investigate its victims." Wednesday told me as we scouted the outside of the building.

"Hence the office...I see...you are so smart my love!" I said while I hug her.

She just blushed but let me hug her anyways. I quickly turn us invisible and we head inside the office.

"I'm guessing we're trying to find the bodies...but who exactly is the latest victim" I ask Wednesday as we approach the room.

"According to the daily newspaper, it's the man we saw at the meeting house yesterday." Wednesday says entering the room, pulling me and Thing with her.

"Damn it...I was too late!" I said feeling frustrated at the monster.

Wednesday hugs me and whispers to my ear "It wasn't your fault (Y/N)...".

I just hug here till I see Thing waving.

"Ok, Thing, Go and find the victim's files and copy them, (Y/N) and I will perform an investigation on the latest victim." Wednesday said as Thing tapped with annoyance.

"Oh please Thing, your scalpel skills are debatable...do you remember during my birthday, when Uncle Fester gifted me that cadaver?" Wednesday pointed out as Thing tapped again.

"You sliced through that man's cartroid! Enough arguing. Go do your task..." Wednesday said as Thing huffed.

Well his own version of a huff anyways.

"Good luck dude!" I told the appendage as we fist bumped.

"Sooo my raven, I suppose we should start our little faux post mortem investigation!" She nods and pulls out a voice recorder.

"Victim is around 50 years old." She said while we look at the body.

"Oh dear~ Signs of struggle as well...put up quite a fight to say the least!" I said after seeing the bruising on the body.

"It seems there was bludgeoning force to the attack, mainly towards the head, chest, and shoulder area of the body." Wednesday pointed out.

"But seeing its condition, it's safe to assume that the cause of death may be severe blood loss from the MASSIVE cuts that the monster gave to this poor dude..." I said wigg tho a bit of anger.

"Oddly enough, two of his toes were removed..." Wednesday pondered.

"Hmm...from those cuts, they're too clean to come from the monster's claws...meaning-" O was cut off.

"Someone took his toes with a surgical tool, precise technique as well..." She continued my sentence for me.

"Awww! Look at us, finishing each other's sentences!" I said as I hug her.

She just blushed and gave me a shy hug back.

Suddenly, Thing came into the room frantically tapping...something about people coming in.

Wednesday acted quickly and I just panicked and turned myself into a fly, I stuck with Thing and we heard the sheriff and the mortician's whole conversation.

Cuz that wasn't concerning at all...yep....nothing at all!

After their conversation and the mortician's subtle bragging about retiring. They finally left and I checked on Wednesday who was hiding as a corpse laying down on one of the bed lockers they used to store the recently deceased.

"Hey my love~ it's time to go?" I told her, she seemed quite comfortable.

"I was just getting comfortable, would you like to join me (Y/N)? It's very nice in here..5 more minutes should be fine..." She said with a bit of a blush.

"Well when someone as morbidly beautiful as you asks that of me...who am I to refuse~" I said as I rested with her.

Let's just say we had a lot of "marks" messy hair, and blushed faces right after.

..............

"Y'know...when I told you to give your room a makeover...I did NOT have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind!" Enid yelled a bit afraid.

"I was thinking more Hannibal Lecter.." I said with a hint of sarcasm.

"Now's not the time, honey! We need to make Wednesday get rid of the creepy murder board!" Enid said as she glared at me a bit.

"Well...baby...I WOULD help you with it...if it weren't for the fact that...maybe...juuuust maybe...I helped...." I said a bit nervous.

"YOU WHAT?!" She yelled.

"Ok honey...I'm sorry....how about this...to appease my 2 beautiful lovers...I'll find a safe place to relocate the board...by today! Yeah?" I said while looking at the 2 of them, still glaring at me, but also blushing a bit.

"...fine..." they said at the same time.

............

"Wait, (Y/N)...why is there a murder board in the shed?" Eugene said looking up at me.

"Well bud...Wednesday and I need a place to hide...I mean...store...the board...and since we know you wouldn't mind too much, can we put it here for now?" I said sheepishly.

"Of course you can! Hummers always have each other's back!" Eugene said as he hugged me.

...is this what being an older brother feels like?...must...resist...urge....to...protect...!

It's safe to say I lost that battle with my mind.

"Hey uh, do you happen to know what happened with Xavier...he looked kinda hurt..." I asked the bee loving boy.

"Yeah! He said he tweaked his back while fencing! I was gonna give him honey, but he didn't want me inside his shed, he said." Eugene said a bit confused.

That didn't look like a fencing injury to me...don't tell me HE'S the monster Balor is 'working' with...

"Oh hey! I know where that symbol is from." Eugene pointed to one of the pictures we took.

"Wait you do?! Hold on! I'll grab Wednesday! We'll head over there in a bit! See ya later" o said as I transformed into a raven and flew off to find my morbid girlfriend.










To be continued...
Authors Note: Here is the next chapter! I'm very sorry it took so long, and if it was quite boring, the next chapters will have the better stuff in it...and I have a little special scene in plan for you guys.

(Hint: JJBA Part 5)

Once again, we are back on regular schedule, I will be updating this book once every week, and my imagines book twice every week. If I am incredible busy, I may not be able to write so much, which I apologize for...

Anyways! I am back! Thanks for reading, you guys are awesome! -Requiem :p

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