Friend:You should break up with them.
Me:I'm sorry but didn't your boyfriend dump you, better yet wasn't that in 10th grade this is 12th grade and you still haven't dated nobody.
Friend:I'm waiting for him to come back
Me:Bitch he's not coming back
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Sarcastic comebacks/Sayings
HumorYou need some comebacks and sarcastic sayings to talk shit to people. This book is a awesome way to start you off.