Boyfriend: I wish you made better sandwiches.
Me: I wish I had a boyfriend with a dick bigger than a tic-tac.
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Sarcastic comebacks/Sayings
HumorYou need some comebacks and sarcastic sayings to talk shit to people. This book is a awesome way to start you off.
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Boyfriend: I wish you made better sandwiches.
Me: I wish I had a boyfriend with a dick bigger than a tic-tac.
