Your prompt:
Meta knight: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Edd: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Meta knight: Three of us saw it, Edd. How do you explain that?
Edd: *points at Mr P* Sleep deprivation. *points at Lucas* Paranoia. *points at Melvin* Delusional personality disorder.