The book is finally ending so heres some of the quotes i got(ive edited this many a times)
Your prompt:
Meta Knight: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Edd: Thank you
Meta Knight: I didn't say that was a good thing
Edd: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funnyNext is mr P, Melvin and Dipper
Your prompt:
Mr P: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Melvin: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Dipper isn'tNow Ash, Kirby and Lucas
Your prompt:
Ash, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Lucas: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Ash: Orange soda, please!
Lucas: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Kirby: Me too, strawberry soda.
Ash:Mega Man time
Your prompt:
Mega Man: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Mega Man: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'Next up is Tord, Matt and Tom
Your prompt:
*Tord and Matt sitting in jail together*
Matt: So who should we call?
Tord: I'd call Tom, but I feel safer in jailNow its sans and chara
Your prompt:
Sans: What's up guys? I'm back.
Chara: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Sans: Death is a social construct.Now bendy
Your prompt:
Bendy: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?Now Bill cipher and Dipper because i can use the same character
Your prompt:
Bill cipher: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Dipper: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Bill cipher: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.Now four being Shulk ,game and watch,Isabelle and Ridley
Your prompt:
Shulk: Yo is Ridley sleeping or dead?
Game and Watch: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Isabelle: Yeah, so did I.
Ridley: Okay first of all, fuck you-Now three
Your prompt:
Kirby: Samus and I are having a baby.
Ash: That's gre-
Kirby, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.This one includes link ,Dedede and Bandana dee
Your prompt:
Link: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Dedede: I'm a knife.
Bandana dee, from across the room: They're the little spoon.Elfilin and Kirby
Your prompt:
Elfilin, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Kirby : I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Elfilin, with the tone of someone who is used to Kirby : Outstanding.
Elfilin: This is what I'm talking about people.Now magolor and Gooey
Your prompt:
Magolor: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise
Gooey: I beg to differ
Magolor: Then BegHere's Elline
Your prompt:
Elline, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!Ness and Lucas
Your prompt:
Lucas: This is such a bad idea.
Ness: Then why are you coming along?
Lucas: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.Popo and Nana
Your prompt:
Popo: Nana and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Nana: Sentences.
Popo: Don't interrupt me.Ash and Max
Your prompt:
Ash: Welcome, fellow idiots
Max: Hello, Ash
Ash: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Max: You underestimate meJovi ,Ash and Max
Your prompt:
Jovi: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Max?
Max: ... No.
Ash: I do!
Jovi: I know, Ash.
Ash: I'm sad!
Jovi: I know, Ash.Daroach
Your prompt:
Daroach: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.Heres hex from fnf along with ash,max,kirby and lucas
Your prompt:
Hex: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Max: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Lucas: In your pantry!
Hex: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Max: Is your friend here?
Hex, motioning to Kirby: Yeah.
Max, to Kirby: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Ash: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Ash: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Ash: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Ash, to Max and Lucas: YOU [F WORD] [redacted]TARDS
Max: YAAAAAAAAY!
Lucas: THE PRESTIGE!And finally six people
Your prompt:
Magolor: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Kirby: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Lucas: More or less, I guess...
Dipper: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Max: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Ash: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!Your prompt:
Mr P: I CAN'T DO IT!
Kirby, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Mr P: I CANT [quack] DO IT ANYMORE
Lucas: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Mr P:
Mr P: I appreciate it,
Mr P: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Dipper: Mr P-
Mr P: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Jovi: Mr P we gotta-
Mr P: YOU GOTTA DRAW A [redacted] LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Mr P: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Mr P, motioning to Melvin: NOT [bruh]THISAnd that was all!(i think)good day everyone!