I would do this,if i had friends :(
Your prompt:
Edd, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Kirby: Hey.
Ash: Hi.
Lucas: Hello.
Dipper: Hey!
Edd: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Melvin: We were out of Doritos.Remove melvin and they have a good reason because:ash+kirby=veritable hunger and +that with everyone else and we've got even more hunger