Harem Novel (Waifu Novel Redux Redux!)

Drinking your Cares Away!!

(Y/N): What happened here?

You noticed that Mika, Tsunade, and Cana were both slumped against the kitchen countertop.

Kinue: Oh hi Sweetie!

(Y/N): Mom, why are Mom and Cana passed out?

Kinue: They had a bit too much to drink. They were getting along very much so.

(Y/N): What were they talking about?

Kinue: Daddy issues.

(Y/N): Figures. Well, can I get some alone time with Cana?

Kinue: Of course.

You pick up Cana bridal style.

Cana: Huh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Burp) Hey (Y/N).

She was blinking.

Cana: When did you get another head? I want to kiss it!

(Y/N): You okay?

Cana: Oh yeah. I'm feeling soooooooooooooooo drinky.

(Y/N): Okay, I'm going to need to make you a head clearer drink.

Cana: No! Not yet!

She hugged you and licked your neck!

Cana: I'm feeling very thirsty!

(Y/N): Okay then. I guess we can go with this.

And so... (Lemon Time)...

You and Cana proceeded to strip down and start making out with each other.

Cana: (smacking her lips) Your lips taste so good!

(Y/N): Do they?

Cana: Let's see what your member tastes like!

(Y/N): What?!

Cana proceeds to grab another bottle of beer that she had near her clothes and drinks up.

(Y/N): Do you have to drink when we have sex?

Cana: It keeps things interesting.

(Y/N): Oh geez.

And then she starts to give you a blowjob.

(Y/N): WOAH!! OKAY THAT'S THE SHIT!!

Cana: OKAY!! INSERT IT!!

(Y/N): I'M GOING IN BABY!

And so that member went into her glory hole, and releasing wasn't really that hard for you when having amazing sex with a hot lady from a Wizard Guild!

Cana: GO FOR IT!!! OH FUCKING HELL, YES!!

(Y/N): I'M GOING FOR IT!! HERE I COME CANA!! GET READY!!

Cana: OH YES!!! YES!!!

Eventually...

Both of you are just drinking a bottle each, and you smile.

(Y/N): So, wanna go another round some other day?

Cana: Fuck yeah, Babe! I love you a lot!

(Y/N): Same here. Same here.