Harem Novel (Waifu Novel Redux Redux!)

A Sign to Train!!

As you were out doing some shopping, well you noticed that someone with a straw hat and blonde hair was following after you! 

(Y/N): WHAT THE?! 

You kept trying to move as he followed after you, but well he just continued to chase after you. 

(Y/N): Maybe if I- 

You ducked into a corner, and then tried to hide away from him, only for you to notice a clay spider. 

(Y/N): SHIT!!

You jumped away, only to notice the explosion set off. 

(Y/N): GOTTA GET HOME!!!

???: DAMN! I better go after him, or- 

Sinister Figure: Deidara, don't. There's no point. Just stand back for now. 

Deidara: ARGH!!

Deidara

Deidara: TCH! Fine! But I won't have it this way if- 

???: DEIDARA! WHY DID YOU RUN OFF?! 

Deidara: Why am I stuck with you? 

Tobi

Tobi: Oh don't say that, Partner! Why don't we take it easy? Oh, I found this nice sushi joint and- 

Deidara: ARGH! FINE!! 

He walked off in annoyance. 

And so... 

You come back looking very tired. 

Kinue and Mika: MY BABY!!! 

They both hugged you. 

(Y/N): Yeah, I was attacked. An Akatsuki guy. I need to be trained for this kind of stuff. So, does anyone have the guts to help me out or- 

And soon enough a bunch of your girls come by. 

Tsunade: Training huh? 

Sakura: We're up for it. 

Erza: It'll be a long training session, so- 

Rukia: Try and keep up. 

Yamato: It's not going to be pretty. 

(Y/N): Okay then. 

And so... 

You went into a gym, wearing a training gi similar to a certain spiky-haired alien warrior, and got yourself prepared! 

(Y/N): LET'S DO THIS SHIT!! 

The training consisted of you in sparring matches, and having to harness magic, kido, chakra, and haki all at once! 

Oh, and you also had to enhance your senses by fighting both Sakura and Tsunade at the same time. 

It was very tough, but you endured it! 

And soon- 

(Y/N): PAYBACK TIME!!

With that... 

Deidara was just in the sky minding his own business, but then- 

You appeared behind him. 

(Y/N): Hello. 

Deidara: WHAT THE?! 

He tries to blow you up with a bird bomb, but you easily dodged with Observation Haki. 

(Y/N): Now then, how about some of this? FIRE STYLE: FIREBALL JUTSU!!

You hit him and- 

Deidara: ARGH!!!

He tried to hit you again, but- 

(Y/N): Whoever you work for, know this, you're asking for a war. 

You grabbed his arm and twisted it! 

Deidara: ARGH!!!!

Deidara pretty much got the hell out of there. 

(Y/N): Heh. Man, another great side to having girlfriends.