ix. involuntary hysterectomies and dinner parties

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 "Mia!" Peter yelled excitedly as he ran out of the quinjet, "I missed you, bitch!"

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 "Mia!" Peter yelled excitedly as he ran out of the quinjet, "I missed you, bitch!"

The blonde girl laughed as the spider boy ran into her arms, "Missed you too, kid."

"Who's the dude?" Peter asked as he glanced behind Mia's shoulder. His eyes lit up, "Did you get a boyfriend? Can I be the one to tell the team? They're gonna be so jealous!"

She shook her head at the younger boy before she turned to look at the vampire behind her, "Peter, this is Kol, my uh, my soulmate. Kol, this is my little brother Peter."

The young Avenger's eyes widened, "You met your soulmate?"

Mia nodded as Kol walked closer, taking her hand in his, "It's nice to meet you, Peter."

Peter smiled at him, "What happened to the hot one who healed you? Elijah, right?"

Her eyes widened, "Shut up, Peter."

Kol smirked as he looked down at the girl, "You thought Elijah was hot?"

"I had just been shot! It was the blood loss- I was delusional."

The spider boy chuckled, "Sure it was, Mia." Her glare caused him to put up his arms, "I'll shut up! Don't stab me."

She rolled her eyes once again, "Maybe I shouldn't have invited you. You're going to be telling everyone my secrets now."

"What like the time you jumped out of a glass elevator and broke your leg?"

"Yeah- Yeah, like that, Peter."

"You jumped out of an elevator?" Kol asked with wide eyes.

Peter smiled, "Dude, you should have seen it! It was so cool until she broke her leg. The bone was like sticking out. Do you wanna see the video? I think it was on national television which just made it so much better."

The Original smiled at the younger boy, "I'd love to see-"

"No, he wouldn't. You were supposed to burn that, Peter," Mia told him as she led them back to her brand new car, courtesy of Tony.

"I did! Natasha didn't burn her copy though and she sent it to all of us for blackmail."

— — —

"Ouch, Mia," Kol muttered as Peter showed him the video as she parked in the driveway of the Mikaelson mansion.

"Ooh do you want to see the time she got wasted in a bar in Brooklyn and made out with ten people and then passed out on the pool table?" Peter asked as they walked inside.

Mia rolled her eyes at her brother, "Seriously, Peter?"

"What? It was hilarious, Slutty Widow."

"Глупый паук," Mia muttered as they walked into the dining room where the other Mikaelsons stood.

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