Super Planet Dolan Oneshots and fics

Dolbent Lemon

It was a very sunny day on Planet Dolan™©®, and a small, STUPID FUCKING ALIEN named Danger Dolan was miserable.

On a planet named after himself, he still had no bitches! L skill issue lmaooooo

He sighed, picking up his script. It was riddled with spelling errors and had no fucking paragraph breaks, just like most Dolbent fics.

He had on a blue flower crown instead of his hat (for some reason) and a light, pastel blue sweater with stockings because 2016 fandom spaces were a fucking nightmare.

"I-I'm so l-l-lonely!" The uwu omega softie 4'11 boi cried, trying to get the attention of the other crew members, who were frankly minding their own business.

Hellbent was coincidentally sitting across from him. Smoking like the edgy bitch he was.

"Omg…. He's so hot….." he gaspued.

The demon looked towards him with a smirk, which Dolan then immediately broke eye contact and looked to the floor.

"Heh." He chuckled.

Dolan-chan got all red in the face, his eyes full of sparkles.

Pringle saw this and fucking exploded. I would too.

Hellbent then noticed this, his face twisting into a frown.

"Hey, what's wrong bbg?" Hellbent asked sadly.

"My brother is dead because I need a reason to be a sad uwu boi 3:" said Dolan sadly.

"Omg….. I didn't know….." Buttbent said quietly.

Dolan then began to sob very loudly.

"I-I'm sorry for being so mean to you before!" Hellbent apologized.

"It's okay senpai, just be nicer okie ówò"

"How can I make it up to you?" Hellbent assed again.

"Have gay yaoi time with me baby~!" He moaned.

"Ok doughboy~~~~~~."

They fucked for ten hours until they both died. The end.

Hi, sorry, actual writing might take a while.