𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖 ༄ ᴘercy ᴊᴀᴄᴋꜱᴏɴ

SPARROW

'look, I never wanted to be a halfbloo-'

Someone tell him to shut up.

Before you begin reading, I need to make one thing very clear to you.

It's imperative, that you listen, and abide by the rules.

If you don't - well, there's no hope for you then. You might as well jump into Tartarus and hope to survive. (Low Chance)(Like -100 chance)(You-aren't-getting-out-of-there-alive chance).

So, for advice? Don't be stupid and start listening to me.

RULE NUMBER ONE :

Forget everything Percy has told you. I mean, I understand. He's the son of Poseidon, and the demigod of a great prophecy, and he has water powers and this and that and blah blah blah.

Okay, yes.

He has all that. But, it's important to not forget, that in his core - he is a fool. He is a nonsense-talking, almost-always-confused, comer-upper-of-the-worst-plans-ever fool. There's no hope for him. It's like the fates were having a laugh, giggling over their tea and biscuits in their little kitchen:

- hey, you know what would be really funny? -

- what, sister? -

- what, sister? -

- we should have an idiot chap be born, and make him the most powerful kid in the world! -

- oh em gee! that's so funny! let's do that! -

- i agree! let's give him the great prophecy! oh, i can't stop giggling over it -

- oh, you know what else? -

- what, sister? -

- what, sister? -

- let's pair him up with multiple well-meaning innocents, who have to try and keep him safe, even though he's an idiot! -

- oh, haha! -

- hahahahaha -

- oh, and! we should send some of worst monsters to ever exist after them, just for a laugh! -

- hahhahahhahah-

- make them fight a war too! -

-no, let's make them fight two! -

-mwahahahhahah-

- hehe! -

Understand now?

Listen, Percy's great. Seriously. Just... he's not the best person to talk about when it comes to stuff like this. Demigod stuff.

I am.

Annabeth is.

Maybe even Kai.

So, forget everything Percy told you.

And start paying attention to me.

RULE NUMBER TWO:

Being a halfblood isn't all bad.

Seriously.

Sure, you might die and get killed painfully.

Maybe you'll always be on the run from monsters, and never able to take a break.

Perhaps all your friends and family will die.

Yes, it's possible that you'll be an outsider from all, for the rest of your life.

But who cares about little things like that, right?

What really matters is the friends and family you make along the way.

Said no-one ever.

Except maybe Percy, because he's exactly the type to say something like that.

What really matters, is that you get cool stuff too. Like superpowers, and super speed, and super strength, and super healing, and literal fucking magic, and a world that more than 75% of the entire population doesn't even know exists.

Isn't that just crazy?

A whole new world, dating back to BC, and so few are aware that's it's here. Right in front of their very eyes, and they haven't got a clue.

But me and you?

We were let in on the secret.

We belonged there, in that world.

That's why being halfgod sucks, but is also the greatest gift you could be given.

Take it from me. Demigod extraordinaire.

A.K.A

Nailea Sparrow.