In the middle of the pacific ocean, 3 men float upon the water. Two Americans and a Japanese all as young as 26 years of age. One wakes up, wearing a navy blue jacket and black cowboy hat along with a sword sheath strung to his left side, he sits up and looks around. He then sees another person like him that was wearing a modern navy blue digital camo jacket with a sword sheath strung to his back, he sees that he was knocked out so he went to go wake him up.
???: hey, Hey You!
???: h-huh?
???:Hey, wake up!
???: EH!
???: Oh good, you ain't dead.
???: No, why would I be?
???: You were knocked out cold, I didn't know if you were dead at first partner.
???: Understandable, anyway who are you.
???: Name's Texas, USS Texas, Hull number 35.
???: wh- Texas?
Texas: Yep, and you are?
???: USS Wisconsin, Hull number 64.
Texas: Wisky! How ya been buddy?
Wisconsin: Good, I've been good.
Texas: That's good, hey who's that guy behind you there.
Wisconsin: who?
Texas: Points behind him Him
Wisconsin turns around to see a Japanese man with a navy uniform and a katana to his left side start to slowly get up. The man looks at Wisconsin and Texas with confused eyes.
???: Who are you two?
Wisconsin: I'm USS Wisconsin and this is-
???: AMERICANS!draws katana and prepares to attack
Texas: Whoa, Hey! Calm down partner, the war's over if that's why your attacking us.
???: wh-what?
Wisconsin: yeah, the war is over, the Japanese lost.
???: b-but......I can't believe this.
Texas: Well lets move on shall we, what's yer name.
???: sheathes katana IJN Yamato
Texas: Well I'll be damned! The real Yamato in the steel, or should I say "in the flesh".
Yamato: Well, someone knows their history. Good, then you must also know-
Wisconsin: Guys Wait up! Listen to this!
Texas and Yamato: Huh!?
Radio: This is HMS Prince of Wales to any ship in range and ready for combat, *static* the Sakura empire and the sirens have attacked the Eagle Union port base in Hawaii, request immediate support! Over!
Wisconsin: This is USS Wisconsin, we require coordinates and we'll be there in a jiffy.
Wales: Oh thank you!
After she gave the coordinates
Wisconsin: Alright boys let move out and see where the hell we are.
Texas: Alrightey then!
Just before they leave they figure out how to engage their riggings, then they set off to help defend the base.
*40 seconds later*
When they got near the base they saw a giant white fox in the distance.
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Yamato: Well there's something you don't see everyday.
Wisconsin: Well this is gonna be a hard battle.
Texas: I don't care what I'm gonna fight, BUT I'M GONNA KILL THAT FOX!!!!
Wisconsin: TEX WAIT!!
Meanwhile
The giant fox was about to eat a kid that had aircraft carrier rigging and clutching an unicorn plushie.
???: UNICORN NOOOO!!!!
Just before the mouth of the fox closed, 10 explosions are heard afar, which alerted the fox, then the fox was instantaneously hit by 10 14-inch high-explosive shells. This crippled the fox and made it stumble. Just then Texas lands next to the injured kid known as Unicorn, picks her up and brought her to the tomboy girl named Cleveland not too far away.
Texas: Get her out of here and to somewhere safe!
Cleveland: *A Male!* Ok!
Texas then turns to the fox.
Texas: And you, unsheathes longsword from hip YOU'RE NEXT ON THE DARN CHOPIN BLOCK!!
Cleveland: No, WAIT!
Wisconsin: Now Texas, Bring it down!
0:11 Stop that blade!
0:29 YES YES, SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN!!!
The fox falls to the water with it's head cut off, disappearing in a blue cloud of dust. In the air two girls watch on, one of them exclaims in anger.
???: How dare you attack this body, it belongs to only my sister.
Texas: That don't sound right.
???: *What, a Male!?* Sister Akagi what should we do?
Akagi: We still have the siren ships Kaga, lets not-
Multiple explosions behind them
Akagi and Kaga: HUH!!
Wisconsin and Yamato take out all the sirens and point their rifles at Akagi and Kaga.
Wisconsin: Surrender!
Yamato: Or prepare to be taken out!
But two red paper planes knock their aim off, Wisconsin looks in the distance through and sees another carrier with a girl on top holding a katana. For a moment their eyes seem to lock, the girl doesn't notice, but Wisconsin does, which causes him to blush a tiny bit.
Mystery girl: We should go, my masters.
Akagi: Agreed Zuikaku, *takes out mysterious black cube* we got what we came for.
Akagi then turns to the rest of Azur lane and the three male battleships.
Akagi: Do not think this is the end, for this is only the beginning, we the Sakura empire have joined forces with iron blood to lay waste to your pathetic alliance. For soon, you will be ensnared with the clutches, of "Crimson Axis"
They then disapper out of sight.
As Texas, Wisconsin, and Yamato all collect themselves. A blonde british girl in red attire who turns out to be Prince of Wales comes toward them.
