What Sirius hates most

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Sirius: you now I've been thinking

James: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO WITH MY BEST FRIEND

Sirius: haha very funny but anyway I realized the thing I hate most and It's because of Moony

Peter: well that's a mean thing to say about your boyfriend

Sirius: no it's the moon I hate the moon especially that man that's always smiling what dose he have to be so happy about

Peter: Sirius that not how that wo-

James: LETS AVADA KADAVERA THE MAN IN THE MOON

Sirius: YEAH THEN THAT STUPID MAN WON'T BE SMILING NO MORE

Remus walks in to the dorms and immediately leaves

Sirius: BABY WELCOME HOME MOONY ME AND JAMES ARE GOING TO MURDER THE MOON I LOVE YOU

Peter: sometimes I wonder how those  two aren't drunk

This one is mine based off a head canon I saw but almost completely different
Credit to @Helsing_wick

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