Marauder headcanons (and others)

MONSTER

No doubt in my mind this happened (time setting second year the day after the full moon James is drunk)

James: GUYS THE MONSTERS IN THE ROOM

Remus: w-w-what do you mean

James: I saw you last night mister

Remus: I have no clue what your talking about

James: you. Fold. Your. Socks.

Peter: (sarcastically) Omg what a traumatizing event

James: I'm going to be scared for life

Remus: do you have a problem with tidiness James?

Sirius: Have you met him yes he does

Remus: wait if he's drunk how come you too aren't drunk

Peter: he drank a whole bottle of fire whiskey before we could get a sip

James: I wasn't going to let you bloody wankers get any of my fire whiskey that I bought for Evans...... I-I drank Evans present
*cue baby cries*

Sirius: It's ok James this is all a dream let's go to sleep so you can wake up

James: *sniffle* ok

This is an original and this went far away from what it was originally but I love so much