Author Problem

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Warning: NSFW word use (idk what they called)

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Author: Y/N, this is Seishin Veloren. His practically my son. Sei, this is Y/N.

Y/N: It's nice to meet you. I heard you're getting your own book, congrats.

Seishin:................

Author: His not much of a talker......

Y/N: So you're writing a new book? Ain't that gonna disturb your college assignment?

Author: I'll write when I bored. I'll squeeze my night schedule....heh...not like I have a good one.

Y/N: Author, you really should sleep better. Didn't your counselor said you have a sleeping problem? You even got migraine, confirm by doctor.

Author: Haha.....

*Every male Genshin character appear, mostly 5 star*

Zhongli: How long haven't you been sleeping well, little one?

Author:.....4 weeks.....

Thoma: That's a month!

Author: I figure....my suicidal thoughts problem is reduce by this young fella....*took out a small Cyno 10cm plush* I carry him anywhere, so I can hug him to control my emotion.

Cyno: I'm glad you see me as an emotional support. But you really need to sleep.

Author: I'll be fine, Cyno. I have tons of works.

Y/N: Anyhow, you've been hearing a lot of Genshin ASMR recently huh?

Author: *shrugged* I'm 18, isn't it time I learn about the NSFW community? I'm not used to image and words.

Y/N: And your son here will be in the book?

Author: The book is not 18+, it's just have a lot of suggestive.

Childe: Wait, why it's not mature one?

Author: If I make it 18+ or an NSFW, it's pointless. Seishin doesn't have human organ.

Gorou: Like stomach?

Author:.....I mean male organ, aka you're uh.........d word.

Itto: What d word?

Y/N: It means dick, Itto.

Kaeya: Wait, how is that possible? Unless it's a girl, that would make sense.

Author: His not a girl either. His a boy with no human organ, except stomach.

Seishin:...I see little point on having one....

Scaramouche: Wait, is that mean he can't have sex?

Author: Don't say that word loud, and yes. He can't.

Dottore: Interesting.....

Seishin:....Why would I need it?.....

Pantalone: For pleasure?

Seishin:.... Ridiculous.....Mother, why are you fall in love with this people.....

Childe: Hey!

Author: Sorry, Sei is not used with human. So he tends to speak straight forward.

Seishin:....I see a little point to make love for pleasure..... Don't you human have something better ....than thinking about this?....

Xiao: I'm no mortal, demon.

Seishin:..................

Author:.....Sei, Xiao didn't mean it. He just aware that you have a lot of dark aura from the dead.

Seishin:.................

Diluc: Why are we talking about this dirty stuff?

Seishin:..... because it's pointless.....

Author: Sei, let's get your clothes for the book, Kay?

Seishin:....Mother, is having sex good?....

Author:.........I don't know. I never experienced it, and I don't want to experience it now......

Seishin:.....I'm sorry for asking, mother.....

Author: You're curious, it's okay. Let's go.

*Author and Seishin leave*

Y/N:.....Yeah, you would never see NSFW book in her account forever people.

Ayato: Convince her?

Y/N: How is that make any better?

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Yeah, I suffer with a mental health problem, sleeping problem and migraine. I'm still doing great either way.

I DID hear Azeru NSFW. I'dk why I still enjoy it, like wtf. But I'm not ready to commit myself to write NSFW story.

Seishin is my bby.

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